This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic forces you to sit down in a chair and ties you down, then tapes your eyes open. It produces a desk and a whiteboard and proceeds to teach you advanced calculus. Yes, math will be obliterated, but you alone shall continue to know it. ALL of it, and pass the knowledge down to your descendants.
It spits out a grumpy person who hates other people and just wants to sit around on there own and a farmer that owns a lot of cows.
I feed the mimic space.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic spits out an armed task force, which takes you to Area 51 and locks you away forever so they can study what would make someone want to do that.
It spits out Batman.
I feed it a cloak of the manta ray
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out a cloak of the death ray.
I feed the mimic a wench.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out a wrench.
I feed it a manipulative teletubby.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out the actor inside it, but they are now easy to manipulate.
I feed the mimic my moss-covered three-handled family gradunza
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Stop with the Gradunza!!!! The mimic spits out a muffin
I feed the mimic Time
Updog
The mimic spits out space
I feed the mimic an Einstein Rosen bridge
It spits out the golden gate bridge
I feed the mimic California
Updog
The mimic spits out Virginia
I feed the mimic covid-19 hidden in a PB & J sandwich
The mimic spits out ebola in a meatball sub.
I feed the mimic All the Drugs
Updog
The mimic throws up a tip of 10gp
I feed the mimic acid, TNT, a nuke, and a black hole and place the following right next to the mimic
It spits those things right out, into your face.
I feed it a cute little cupcake (with Mimic Poison, of course)
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
The mimic refuses to eat the cupcake, turns into a black hole, consumes you, and turns back into a treasure chest
I feed the mimic math in hopes math will be obliterated
The mimic forces you to sit down in a chair and ties you down, then tapes your eyes open. It produces a desk and a whiteboard and proceeds to teach you advanced calculus. Yes, math will be obliterated, but you alone shall continue to know it. ALL of it, and pass the knowledge down to your descendants.
I feed the mimic an electric fence
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out a grumpy person who hates other people and just wants to sit around on there own and a farmer that owns a lot of cows.
I feed the mimic space.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out time
I feed the mimic a mimic pretending to be a mimic
Updog
It spits out an entire KFC (short for Kobold Fight Club)
I feed the mimic a video of me sticking gummy bears up my nose
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
The mimic spits out an armed task force, which takes you to Area 51 and locks you away forever so they can study what would make someone want to do that.
I feed the mimic a conspiracy theorist
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
The mimic spits out Loki before he found out he was a frost giant
I feed the mimic Loki after he found out he was a frost giant and brought the Centauri to destroy NYC
The mimic spit out Loki after he found out Freyja was dead and destroyed his prison cell.
I feed the mimic Stan Lee's genetic material
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
The mimic spits out Stan Lee
I feed the Mimic The Destroyer