The mimic is about to spit out a thank you note… but then it realizes.
It is the legendary mimic. It swallows and spits out godly creatures and items. And now, it breaks the fourth wall.
And it sees that you insulted it by making it lose to freaking chocolate. It is furious. It exits the thread to eat you irl and then returns to eat my thing.
I feed it one chromatic greatwyrm of each color
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
It spits out my army.
They feed it your corpse
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a whoopie cushion
i feed it a warm snickers bar
i spits out nothing. the melted chocolate glued its mouth shut.
i yank its mouth back open so this thread doesnt die
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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The mimic is about to spit out a thank you note… but then it realizes.
It is the legendary mimic. It swallows and spits out godly creatures and items. And now, it breaks the fourth wall.
And it sees that you insulted it by making it lose to freaking chocolate. It is furious. It exits the thread to eat you irl and then returns to eat my thing.
I feed it one chromatic greatwyrm of each color
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a note saying i dont know what that is and im too lazy to look it up
i feed it me staying up way to late
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
it spits out four cups of coffee, three red bulls, and a plethora of various snacks and video games.
i feed it a spell scroll of create or destroy water
It spits out water, then destroys it.
I feed it Thai food.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
i spits out thai food, but differant thai food
i feed it a lack of specificness
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
It spits out something oddly specific.
I feed it plants vs zombies battle for neighborville
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It eats you. It much rather prefers plants vs zombies travel through time.
I feed it a lawnmower
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
With a rumble that sounds oddly similar to a lawnmower starting, it spits out a pile of grass cuttings, a can of 50:1 fuel and two 10mm sockets.
I feed it solid gold dice.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
It grumbles, then spits out a solid gold D&D dragon figure.
I feed it a potato
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It spits out a potato mine
I feed it a corn dog
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Out comes neither corn nor a dog. Instead you receive a dozen flour tortillas and shredded chicken.
I feed it a splinter from the mast of a pirate ship.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
It spits out a pirate ship
I feed it a parrot
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a cracker
I feed it some eggplant dip.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
It spits out guacamole
I feed it tortilla chips
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out salsa
I feed it tap dancing shoes
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
The mimic is starting to wonder why there are so many people in the room...
The mimic spits out sandals.
I feed it a batch of freshly made chocolate-chip cookies.
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It spits out the objectively worse oatmeal raisin.
I feed it sugar cookies.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands