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I am John the tabaxai, so I land on my feet so I am ok
your mom told you of and she is a Balor
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Quote from MyrkridiaKiller >> I am John the tabaxai, so I land on my feet so I am ok your mom told you of and she is a Balor
I run, using Tabaxi lightning speed (I'm Jhon btw) and leave home.
You are Jhon, and you are being chased by the police, and the are calling you an extra-terrestrial.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I turn into a cat and say meow?
Your dnd beyond account got deleted for all eternity *evil laugh*
Quote from MyrkridiaKiller >> I turn into a cat and say meow? Your dnd beyond account got deleted for all eternity *evil laugh*
I make a new one *Eviler laugh*
You are falling from your desk. (And you're Jhon)
The DESC is 1mm of the ground
you cannot move for 24 hours and you cannot breathe and u are human fighters
Yeah but I have a pet clay golem that kills it.
You are invoking the wrath of my pet clay golem
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I turn it to water
you died
A Deva shows up, heals me, and gives me the sword of zariel which I strike you with
You die
But I am death
you have only 1 hp you are lv 1 and the tarasque has a grudge against you
I'm not you, so I don't die, you die.
You break your pinky finger, and it gets infected.
Edit: Ningered
Quote from MyrkridiaKiller >> But I am death you have only 1 hp you are lv 1 and the tarasque has a grudge against you
But I have a friend called Jhon
But I have some Flex Tape to fix it right up
You are a hole in an aquarium
Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> But I have some Flex Tape to fix it right up You are a hole in an aquarium
Flex tape even works under water, so my good man, the inventor of flex tape, fixes me.
Jhon's yarn armor gets stuck on flex tape, and he is now starving.
Well great, I'm not Jhon, so I'm fine
You're Jhon
Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> Well great, I'm not Jhon, so I'm fine You're Jhon
Yes, I am
You're not Jhon, and your being attacked by the murdering cleric.
I use the necrosword to go to eternity and wish all gods dead so the cleric is now powerless
You are a god
Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> I use the necrosword to go to eternity and wish all gods dead so the cleric is now powerless You are a god
Yes I am
You are Zeus (The god, not the user) and you have a pet lightning bolt. But then...
Do not read spoiler if you haven't watched Thor love and thunder
You kill Thors rock friend, thor grabs your pet lightning bolt, and throws it into your chest. You are now dying...
*btw do not watch Thor love and thunder, it's the worst movie ever (In my opinion. And everyone else's)*
Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> I use the necrosword to go to eternity and wish all gods dead so the cleric is now powerless You are a god Yes I am You are Zeus (The god, not the user) and you have a pet lightning bolt. But then... Do not read spoiler if you haven't watched Thor love and thunder You kill Thors rock friend, thor grabs your pet lightning bolt, and throws it into your chest. You are now dying...
LOL
You are the God Gorr kills in the first 10 minutes of the movie
Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> Quote from Drummer_the_Dragon_Slayer >> Quote from CandlekeeperofCastle >> I use the necrosword to go to eternity and wish all gods dead so the cleric is now powerless You are a god Yes I am You are Zeus (The god, not the user) and you have a pet lightning bolt. But then... Do not read spoiler if you haven't watched Thor love and thunder You kill Thors rock friend, thor grabs your pet lightning bolt, and throws it into your chest. You are now dying... LOL You are the God Gorr kills in the first 10 minutes of the movie
*I don't think you answered the how you survive question in the spoiler...*
I am John the tabaxai, so I land on my feet so I am ok
your mom told you of and she is a Balor
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I run, using Tabaxi lightning speed (I'm Jhon btw) and leave home.
You are Jhon, and you are being chased by the police, and the are calling you an extra-terrestrial.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I turn into a cat and say meow?
Your dnd beyond account got deleted for all eternity *evil laugh*
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I make a new one *Eviler laugh*
You are falling from your desk. (And you're Jhon)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The DESC is 1mm of the ground
you cannot move for 24 hours and you cannot breathe and u are human fighters
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Yeah but I have a pet clay golem that kills it.
You are invoking the wrath of my pet clay golem
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I turn it to water
you died
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
A Deva shows up, heals me, and gives me the sword of zariel which I strike you with
You die
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
But I am death
you have only 1 hp you are lv 1 and the tarasque has a grudge against you
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I'm not you, so I don't die, you die.
You break your pinky finger, and it gets infected.
Edit: Ningered
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
But I have a friend called Jhon
You break your pinky finger, and it gets infected.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
But I have some Flex Tape to fix it right up
You are a hole in an aquarium
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Flex tape even works under water, so my good man, the inventor of flex tape, fixes me.
Jhon's yarn armor gets stuck on flex tape, and he is now starving.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Well great, I'm not Jhon, so I'm fine
You're Jhon
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Yes, I am
You're not Jhon, and your being attacked by the murdering cleric.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I use the necrosword to go to eternity and wish all gods dead so the cleric is now powerless
You are a god
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Yes I am
You are Zeus (The god, not the user) and you have a pet lightning bolt. But then...
Do not read spoiler if you haven't watched Thor love and thunder
You kill Thors rock friend, thor grabs your pet lightning bolt, and throws it into your chest. You are now dying...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*btw do not watch Thor love and thunder, it's the worst movie ever (In my opinion. And everyone else's)*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
LOL
You are the God Gorr kills in the first 10 minutes of the movie
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
*I don't think you answered the how you survive question in the spoiler...*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.