You were hiking in the mountains, until you slip and slide down a massive hill, slide up a rock like a ramp and are flung into a cliff face.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I quickly grab it and cast mending to put it back on my face.
you dug straight down and fell into lava, and in your attempt to save yourself with water you accidentally trapped yourself under a layer of obsidian.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
"Follow my voice... follow my voice... follow my voice..."
The Bagman is emerging from your Bag of Holding and your whole party is asleep.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I don't sleep because I am a Warforged
There is an assassin after you and you are not a spellcaster nor do you have any weapons...
DruidVSAdventure
Check out my Homebrew Class The Evoker
I have a total level of 40, with monk lv 20 and fighter lv 20.
You were attacked by a max level fighter-monk.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I am a max level wizard with op magic items
You died the end
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
That's why we have clerics
You are falling diagonally through a cliff
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That cliff is 1cm tall
You are a lv 1 fighter with no magic items and on a solo Champaign and the floor turned into lava
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Luckily I'm not on the floor as I'm and Tiefling with wings.
You are being scratched to shreds by Jhon the Tabaxi
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I am Atropus.
You decided to fight Atropus.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I am John The Tabaxi, I jump on his head at terminal velocity.
You were jumped on at terminal velocity.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I dimension door out of the way.
you're Jhon, and you're traveling at terminal velocity towards the cold, hard, concrete floor.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A cat always lands on his feet, so at least my feet will be living.
You teleported to the homebrew dimension of MeowMechanus.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
*Not part of the game, but google "Atropus DnD" at some point. Jumping on his head at terminal velocity would do absolutely nothing to him.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You were hiking in the mountains, until you slip and slide down a massive hill, slide up a rock like a ramp and are flung into a cliff face.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
JOHN!
I'm sorry John.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You DARE misspell Jhon's name! You evil, evil... JHON MISSPELLER! The cult of Jhon (Yes, I made a cult for him) Declares war on you!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I cast feather landing, an incredible homebrew spell, on my nose
You were drifting into a cliff face, but your feather-landing-nose just fell off, and you're drifting a little faster now...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I quickly grab it and cast mending to put it back on my face.
you dug straight down and fell into lava, and in your attempt to save yourself with water you accidentally trapped yourself under a layer of obsidian.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You have a respawn point directly above you. You did put out the lava, and you can mine the obsidian and get your stuff.
You are blown up by a creeper while trying to sleep in your bed, 50,000 blocks from spawn.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Luckily, I've got a pickaxe made of diamond.
That orchid plant you just bought from the supermarket is a mimic. It's trying to eat you... and succeeding.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
I'm a Grung.
You just ingested vast quantities of grung poison.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.