I freeze her and It creates an infinite loop (This)

You're stuck in an infinite loop, but you age.

I decide to look everywhere to find an end to it, and, after a few years of searching, I then find a ring of 3 wishes, and wish myself out of the loop.

you were walking home from a shop, when you hear a noise, you look to the nearby bushes, and see nothing, so you pass it off as a bird and continue walking. Seconds later, something tackles you from behind, knocks you unconsious, and covers your head with a sack.  you wake up a short time later tied firmly to a chair and feeling ill. (you were poisoned with a fatal toxin) the sack is gone, and you can see that you are in a cell that is quickly filling up with water. After trying to cast a spell to escape, you know that this is an antimagic zone. it will be completely full of water in 3 minutes.

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? Wat air envelope, I don’t have one

you got eternal detention 

 An envelope is the big gas filled balloon that makes airships float

I'm a frog. 

You just got dunked in lava. (You're a level one human fighter with no equipment or spells or ANYTHING) 

After my legs are sufficently melted off, they pull me out, and torture me some more. After a few days of this, I finally escape by lassoing a horse and having it drag me away. After I make my way to the nearest town, I settle down and spend the next decade becoming a wizard to exact my revenge. (and use magic to sprout a new pair of legs) I then set off to find them, and after a few days, I locate the hideout and cast meteor swarm on it, completely obliterating them all, as the ultimate revenge for what they did.

you were working at a heavy duty potion producing plant, when you accidentally trip into a vat of flying potion. after a few seconds of struggling to remain afloat, it becomes easy to keep your head above the potion, then you begin rising out, slowly at first, but quickly speeding up. By the time you reach the high ceiling, you are going fast enough to break through it. After leaving the building, you keep accelerating until you reach, and then surpass the clouds. Breathing is becoming difficult as the air is so thin up here, and then your last thought is how mad your boss will be at you for contaminating an entire vat of precious potion, Before you finally pass out from lack of oxygen in the cold of space.

(please post something good I spent a while on this one)

I am an air genasi barbarian with 121 hp, enough to always survive a fall from any height

An air genasi barbarian falls on your head from outer space

(danget)

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After my legs are sufficently melted off, they pull me out, and torture me some more. After a few days of this, I finally escape by lassoing a horse and having it drag me away. After I make my way to the nearest town, I settle down and spend the next decade becoming a wizard to exact my revenge. (and use magic to sprout a new pair of legs) I then set off to find them, and after a few days, I locate the hideout and cast meteor swarm on it, completely obliterating them all, as the ultimate revenge for what they did.

you were working at a heavy duty potion producing plant, when you accidentally trip into a vat of flying potion. after a few seconds of struggling to remain afloat, it becomes easy to keep your head above the potion, then you begin rising out, slowly at first, but quickly speeding up. By the time you reach the high ceiling, you are going fast enough to break through it. After leaving the building, you keep accelerating until you reach, and then surpass the clouds. Breathing is becoming difficult as the air is so thin up here, and then your last thought is how mad your boss will be at you for contaminating an entire vat of precious potion, Before you finally pass out from lack of oxygen in the cold of space.

(please post something good I spent a while on this one)

 

 *I can tell, and btw I love your long ones. Sorry, I was/still am kind of busy when I said the frog thing. But your posts are awesome :)* 

THUD! I slam into a metal... something? My woozy mind tries to think, and I realize it's a ship. The crew pulls me inside, but I keep whizzing around the cabin. I suddenly remember things, all of it coming back to me in a flood. I reach to my belt, and pull out some small vials of potions that I may or may not have taken for some little experiments of my own. After mixing a couple of things, I quickly drink the new substance. I immediately slow down, and at the same time, a neon green horn sprouts from my head. At least my time at the potion plant kind of paid off. 

*I know I got ninjaed, but I still want to post this.* 

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I am an air genasi barbarian with 121 hp, enough to always survive a fall from any height

An air genasi barbarian falls on your head from outer space

 I wake up, a bit grumpy, and toss my head. The genasi is launched into the air, and in a flash I snap them up. Deciding to stretch my wings, I jump into the clouds, villagers screaming "DRAGON!" as I pass overhead. 

A dragon just landed in your village, and it's hungry. 

I cast flesh to stone on the dragon and tell the villagers to carve off the head, legs, tail, and wings.

you are a level 1 human battling Tiamat and two ancient sun dragons in a plane of fire.

Good time for this spell scroll of planeshift I have been saving, the real problem is that Tiamat escaped Avernus.

you are a Modron in mechanus, (robot in clock dimension) and you went a little bit rouge, deciding to steal from your superiors. You end up with a good amount of stolen trinkets, and are about to test some of them, when you see guard modrons approaching at high speed. You begin running away as fast as you can, and reach the edge of a massive gear. You look back to see the guards just behind you, and then on your next step, your foot doesn’t reach the ground, but slips off the gear. You look down to see you will land in between 2 massive mountain sized gears, which will surely crush to to dust. You have about 25 seconds before you land inside the gear, and you have some powerful trinkets that might help.

I activate the anti-gravity device I stole.

you are in a bag of holding

It is open, so I climb out.

as a continuation of this, (see quote below) the anti- gravity trinket works, but now you are a very open target for guards to hit with bows. you are hit by an arrow, and drop all the trinkets except for one that looks like a mini mechanical dragon.

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you are a Modron in mechanus, (robot in clock dimension) and you went a little bit rouge, deciding to steal from your superiors. You end up with a good amount of stolen trinkets, and are about to test some of them, when you see guard modrons approaching at high speed. You begin running away as fast as you can, and reach the edge of a massive gear. You look back to see the guards just behind you, and then on your next step, your foot doesn’t reach the ground, but slips off the gear. You look down to see you will land in between 2 massive mountain sized gears, which will surely crush to to dust. You have about 25 seconds before you land inside the gear, and you have some powerful trinkets that might help.

I feel like you just want me to ride a mechanical dragon, but no. I’m going to cast invisibility on myself and than wait a little bit, then I’ll activate the dragon, causing the guards to be surprised.

you are being chased by a dragon towards a mimic colony.

I am a giant mimic, and I transform into a huge painting of the dragon's worst nightmare, scaring it away. 

*I like the continuations* 

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It is open, so I climb out.

as a continuation of this, (see quote below) the anti- gravity trinket works, but now you are a very open target for guards to hit with bows. you are hit by an arrow, and drop all the trinkets except for one that looks like a mini mechanical dragon.

Quote from ShhinySilver >>

you are a Modron in mechanus, (robot in clock dimension) and you went a little bit rouge, deciding to steal from your superiors. You end up with a good amount of stolen trinkets, and are about to test some of them, when you see guard modrons approaching at high speed. You begin running away as fast as you can, and reach the edge of a massive gear. You look back to see the guards just behind you, and then on your next step, your foot doesn’t reach the ground, but slips off the gear. You look down to see you will land in between 2 massive mountain sized gears, which will surely crush to to dust. You have about 25 seconds before you land inside the gear, and you have some powerful trinkets that might help.

 

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I feel like you just want me to ride a mechanical dragon, but no. I’m going to cast invisibility on myself and than wait a little bit, then I’ll activate the dragon, causing the guards to be surprised.

you are being chased by a dragon towards a mimic colony.

The guards somehow deactivate the dragon with some electrical spear-type things, and then more guards pour out into the area, Suddenly your anti-gravity trinket starts malfunctioning, having been hit by an arrow, and you whiz towards the mass of guards. 

I’m invisible so they can’t attack me. I land in a vat of oil that’s there to keep the gears from creaking.

An Omsosaa decides to attack you.

Bad idea, you know you shouldn’t attack a dragon, it’s safe to say they will no longer exist.

you are the omsosaa that attacked an anchient red dragon, and now it looks like it will kill you.

I summon my demonic and angelic grandparents

you are the ancient red dragon going up against a demon and an angel

I quickly remind the demon that angels hate them, and then sit back while I watch them fight to the death.

you are an angel that just fought a demon and narrowly won, but you are injured, and an ancient red dragon is about to finish you off.