I use new psy-ops to reverse the others, and when those fail, I do it again, but this time, I promise them cake.
You are an artificer, and you just completed your biggest project yet; an airship! You begin the ships maiden flight, and everything goes smoothly for the next few hours, but, while you are tinkering with a small machine, a dragon emerges from a nearby cave, sees your airship in its territory, and breathes fire onto the envelope, causing the whole ship to burst into flames. after a moment of terror, You jump out to avoid the fire, and pull the cord to your parachute. but it was damaged from the heat, and fails. You are now falling from hundreds of feet into very rocky terrain. What do you do?
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
That's what Clerics are for
You survived
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yes.
You split the party.
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I glue them back together again.
You cloned yourself too many times, and now all your clones want to kill you for creating them.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I become a clone
the demegorgon hates you and kills you
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
Again, that's what Clerics are for.
You die, and have no clerics (And no necromancers, druids, or any other spell casters)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I am a shirt. Dyed blue.
And I have BLEACH!
Not dyed anymore, pal.
You rolled a nat one on your final Death Saving Throw, again with no clerics, no necromancers, druids, or any other spell casters, or magic items.
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The DM can heal you, right? It's rare, but still.
Your were eaten by the DM
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Good thing the Dumb Multiverse has a nice planet Earth for me to live on.
Your planet just blew up, with you on it.
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I secretly had a rocket ship, and took of before I died
cuthulu ate you and you can’t be resurrected, even wish fails
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
Cthulu dosen't like the dices...
Cthulu also ate you because he's not owned by you. xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Hippity hoppity Cthulhu is my property. I get him to spit me out.
You are Cthulhu and are now enslaved.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I alert the anti-slavery government.
Your illegally obtained slaves just ran away....
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I get new ones
your dm really hates you
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I engage in psy-ops to slowly but surely trick him into being my biggest fan via the usage of subliminal messages and a bombardment of propaganda.
You are the victim of a psy-op from one of your players.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
they are a victim of my psy-ops
your psy-ops backfires
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
I use new psy-ops to reverse the others, and when those fail, I do it again, but this time, I promise them cake.
You are an artificer, and you just completed your biggest project yet; an airship! You begin the ships maiden flight, and everything goes smoothly for the next few hours, but, while you are tinkering with a small machine, a dragon emerges from a nearby cave, sees your airship in its territory, and breathes fire onto the envelope, causing the whole ship to burst into flames. after a moment of terror, You jump out to avoid the fire, and pull the cord to your parachute. but it was damaged from the heat, and fails. You are now falling from hundreds of feet into very rocky terrain. What do you do?
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
? Wat air envelope, I don’t have one
you got eternal detention
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
But that’s something that won’t kill me, and I eventually find a way to escape.
You are between the aspects of Bahamut and Tiamat, which are battling each other
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I summon Tiamat who rescues me before ganging up on the aspect of Bahamut
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
Tiamat rescued you because you previously casted [Tooltip Not Found] over him, succesfully gaining him as a fierous servant.
I summon Mariah Carey just to make her play the song "All I want for Xmas is You ".
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk