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You have a respawn point directly above you. You did put out the lava, and you can mine the obsidian and get your stuff.

You are blown up by a creeper while trying to sleep in your bed, 50,000 blocks from spawn.

Man! You beat me to it!

I walk. I walk back to my stuff.

Since we're going with minecraft... You just finished building your huge treehouse and stand near the edge to celebrate. It isn't until you fall to your death that you realize you forgot to craft railings.

I uninstall the mod.

You removed some files, thinking it was a mod, and now MineCraft's broken, and you think your personal laptop is gonna explode. 

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I uninstall the mod.

You removed some files, thinking it was a mod, and now MineCraft's broken, and you think your personal laptop is gonna explode. 

 I eat the laptop, and it goes into my indestructible stomach

You are a mimic pretending to be a Laptop, and you just got eaten by a dwarf...

He was playing bedrock edition

You tried to eat bedrock

I can eat anything 

you fell from 100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000 feet

Stack overflow, it registers as a large number of negative feet. This is incapable of dealing fall damage, making me survive

You are in space without a space suit

I am in my own personal space so I do not need a space suit

you are in the afterlife 

I am the daughter of the god of death, here for a visit.

You made the god of death angry.

I take their notebook

You signed the death note.

Luckily, I misspelled my name, killing a random person.

you plugged a fork into the wall and you are vulnerable to lightning damage.

A plastic fork, which is a terrible conductor and doesn’t let enough current through to deal damage

You were eaten by the tarrasque

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A plastic fork, which is a terrible conductor and doesn’t let enough current through to deal damage

You were eaten by the tarrasque

 Yes, I was. My grandchildren are amazed as I tell this story. (I'm ok now) 

You are a normal human and all the blood, nutrients, and moisture in your body just disappeared. No one is near you, as you are in the middle of a vast, hot, dry desert that spreads across the entire planet. 

Because I just became a lich! (Does that count as surviving? Because I did, but I didn’t)

You get attacked by a lich

I’m also a lich and so is my significant other.

Atlas tricked you into holding the sky, left you there, and spread a rumor that the mountain is a biohazard.

I cast clone. Thanks buddy, see ya. 

You are a paralyzed seahorse being boiled in BOILING WATER (duh). 

I am from the plane of fire, and immune to fire

you get sucked through a portal to the plane of ice

I walk back out through the portal, and then eat it for good measure. 

You are locked in a car with a stranger who is offering you cookies 

I'm Cookie Monster. Eat cookies, then eat stranger. 

You have been eaten. 

Ghosts can just walk out of people, right?

You were walked out of by a ghost

I let them be. 

You just didn't survive.