Count as high as you can before Staff/Moderator posts!

2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

4 calling birds,3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

5 golden rings

4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

6 geese, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves,

and a villain in a count thread

I was going to thank your post for being cheeky, but you will need to fix it first. It is "6 geese a-laying", not "6 geese".

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Pfft!  My post, my geese.  And my geese are not going to let stereotypes stand in their way -  they're not a-laying, nor will they ever!  They're free!  Free I tell you!

Now you've gone and made me ruin the count again.

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What if I told you that every time you ruin the count, you assist in making my plan a reality?

My plan is ruin count threads.  Every time you post, you assist in making my plan come true. ;)

But I'll give you a chance.  For now.

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Peek-a-boo!

-cries-

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