Count as high as you can before Staff/Moderator posts!

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

miku is my wife

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

miku is my wife

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

miku is my wife

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

miku is my wife