Secrets of the one above you.

He just sprouted out of me, labour took 30 seconds.

He speaks the truth.

Dnd lover is a computer virus that turns accounts into dnd lovers fr

Cyno has already fallen victim to the virus

NoiSilverheart doesn't actually have a dog. Rather what happened is that he mistook the family cat for a dog and his parents never bothered to correct him.

You aren’t right but you’re not wrong either… 

Vitus has cake

Noi has the souffle cake on his stomach

Dertinus is the descendant of Carthiginians that fled before Rome sacked it and salted the fields. He is waiting. Watching. Preparing for his moment to strike back.

Valtus is a time traveller, you can find him in the 1347 painting depicting the black plague, third man from the right, and the early 1900s drawings appearing in at least 50% of the crowd scenes hidden in the background.

xD   hehehehehe

VitusW is an Australian kangaroo which jumped from every island on the Pacific Ocean, just to reach the Bermuda's Triangle, and perform there le Shakira bumbum burrito Waka-waka.

Since Nikoli, got skipped

Nikoli_Goodfellow is a robot sent from the future. Due to techological advances from that era, he is powered via a waffles&syrup to electricity converter located inside his left armpit.

Dertinus once travelled to the Himalayas where he met a family of yeti and proceeded to engage in games of chance with them, earning him the deed to Mt. Everrest, Mt. Everest's shorter and lesser known cousin.

That's the K2... bro... hehehehe

VituW ruined the Hardbasseri train to Irkusk, and lefted there our bratan Vladimir 

Dertinus is the famous Bigfoot captured in the Patterson-Gimlin Film. 

Vitus regularly cosplays as Will Robinson

Noisilverheart is part of a conspiracy to overthrow the president of the boys and girls club.

Dndlover actually loves isekai anime more

NoiSilverheart is actually an alien from the planet Kepler-22b. Though spending most public time in a human suit, his native biology includes, among other things,10 lower tentacles for walking, 4 upper tentacles to be used as hands, 3 inset jaws, and a filament with an eye attached to its end. He is hoping to repair his ship before the year is out in order to return and experience the Xar'qua festival in which the inhabitants of Kepler-22b gather to watch movies of illustrated art. Fortunately for him he's been supplementing that entertainment with Earth anime.

Damn man you blew my cover! 

Vitus has a ray gun from area 51

NoiSilverheart always makes sure to have a second pair of socks whenever he goes ever since... the incident.

VitusW is secretly a pseudodragon that likes eating ginger