Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You know there was once a boy named Bobby who was born with just a head. No body. No arms. No legs. Nothing. Just a head. And his mother would always set him on the windowsill while she'd do the dishes so that he could look outside. And when he looked outside he'd see all the other kids playing in their yards running around, laughing, and having a good time. And he always wished he could've joined them. So imagine his luck when one day a fairy godmother came along and said, "Bobby, I'll grant you one wish." And Bobby was so excited at this that he exclaimed, "Oh, fairy godmother, I wish for a body. I want legs and arms so that I can go out and play with the other kids. Oh give me a body please." So the fairy godmother granted Bobby's wish and he was so excited at this that he ran out of the house, ran into the street without looking, got hit by a car, and died.
The moral of the story? Quit while you're a head. (ba-dum tss)
Anyways back to our regularly scheduled programming: MyrkridiaKiller actually isn't a Myrkridia Killer. No. He's actually a Myrkridia in disguise trying to ferret out secrets so that one day he can lead the rest of the Myrkridia to the greatest feast ever.
Yamana_Eajii is highly involved in the magical criminal underworld as a federal agent from Japan. She is accompanied by her sidekick, a half-orc/half-elf named Billygoat, in these adventures.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Elliot is an invisible dragon. He enjoys spending time flying around and racing planes.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Vitus owns a broom of flying called broomhilda
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
ShhhinySilver only has a head so he is dead
I do D&D and Warhammer and stuff.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
You know there was once a boy named Bobby who was born with just a head. No body. No arms. No legs. Nothing. Just a head. And his mother would always set him on the windowsill while she'd do the dishes so that he could look outside. And when he looked outside he'd see all the other kids playing in their yards running around, laughing, and having a good time. And he always wished he could've joined them. So imagine his luck when one day a fairy godmother came along and said, "Bobby, I'll grant you one wish." And Bobby was so excited at this that he exclaimed, "Oh, fairy godmother, I wish for a body. I want legs and arms so that I can go out and play with the other kids. Oh give me a body please." So the fairy godmother granted Bobby's wish and he was so excited at this that he ran out of the house, ran into the street without looking, got hit by a car, and died.
The moral of the story? Quit while you're a head. (ba-dum tss)
Anyways back to our regularly scheduled programming: MyrkridiaKiller actually isn't a Myrkridia Killer. No. He's actually a Myrkridia in disguise trying to ferret out secrets so that one day he can lead the rest of the Myrkridia to the greatest feast ever.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
VitusW has gone so far to hide his identity online as to fake an interest in the netflix show 'lost in space'
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
YanElrad is on the run from the government.
FLying_Fish is actually a frowner.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Oceloto999 is a wild cat that that subjugated some bush explorers, locked them in a crate, and uses his captive humans to browse the internet for him.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Vitus W is insecure about his profile pic
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Nikoli Goodfellow is an anagram for odelo Ink foil glow. What does that mean? I dunno... I'm not a good fellow.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Dolan is a robotic vessel within which is the preserved brain of Aristotle living on through the artificial means.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
VitusW's real name is Witus V
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Oceloto999 always chooses 999 as his number in the lotto.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
VitusW is called Witus V. irl
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
YanElrad violated copyright law.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Yamana_Eajii is highly involved in the magical criminal underworld as a federal agent from Japan. She is accompanied by her sidekick, a half-orc/half-elf named Billygoat, in these adventures.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Vitus keeps changing his profile picture
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
HypeFox acts like a human but is secretly a Martian
ImWatchingYouHehe is being watched.
By me.
Hehe.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]