Secrets of the one above you.

Vitus Is in love with A dwarf

rognaldivir is actually behind you right now. Shh don't tell anyone.

Johnny is married to an umber hulk

To preserve his role as Rat King, rognaldivir has taken advantage of an archaic law of the Rat Kingdom and secured the throne by marrying himself. Rognaldivir now exists as both the Rat King and Rat Queen. In doing so, rognaldivir has ensured that he is both first and second-in-line for the Rat Throne. To continue this sinister plot, rognaldivir has constructed clones of himself, which he has adopted as children — three Rat Princes, nicknamed the Three Musketeers. He has embedded his consciousness in each clone — they are now third, fourth, and fifth in line for the throne, respectively. He is also currently serving lifelong terms as a Rat Congressman, Rat General, and Rat Secretary of State. In fact, when you really think about it, the Rat Kingdom’s government consists exclusively of rognaldivir in one of his many forms.

Oh, and an even darker secret — rognaldivir also runs the Scorpion Army as its top general. He has masterminded the conflict all along in a bid to merge the two factions, giving him unprecedented control over D&D Beyond’s various cults and organizations. His ultimate goal is complete forum domination, and he’s already almost finished with Adohond’s Kitchen.

His next target? General Discussion.

Nothic2seehere2 has logged over 2k hours into hello kitty role play adventures. Shhh don’t tell anyone. 

Why would I hide my passion?

CaptainLunaSea knows exactly where he is.

GOT ME! 

Nothic2seehere2’s secret is “ hiding my location” 

Luna has never sailed the sea

Rognaldivir is not a rat king

10_30inDutch’s hat is an ancient relic passed down through generations. It’s been worn by kings (Louis XIV referred to the hat as “A gift from Heaven fit for a most just ruler”), queens (Cleopatra called it “my cat’s favorite litterbox”), and in one odd case, Vecna himself! (The lich king wore the hat to his high school prom, and reportedly stated that it “pulled all the foolish mortal souls,” whatever that means.)

The origins of the hat are disputed by most historians, but it is universally agreed that whoever wears the hat is blessed with “an intelligent mind, a charming countenance, an excellent fashion sense, and a firm hand on the wheel of justice.”

Nothic2SeeHere2 is always 10 days away from everybody because although he is homeless, he managed to escape the salt mines when he was a scientist with a portal gun before the neurotoxins overcame all his colleagues.

YanElrad has no idea that being an Initiate of the 3rd Circle is essentially a bronze medal.

Your father is actually a cranberry

BlackBear_ is beloweth thy floorethboards. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

I isith thy beareth ofeth shakespeareanisth Englischh

And thy Nothic ist ei secretith coweth in disguiseth

Blackbear hast nay idea yond i has't been fluent in shakespearean english all 'long!

Nothic hast nay ideaeth that I madeth stuf up.

BlackBear has never once swashed buckles or buckled swashes.

Nothic2SeeHere2 has seen some things here

YanElrad is secretly a "not like other girls" girl who's actually really like other girls but likes to pretend she's special.