The first character I built myself was a Hunter Ranger using basic rules. So I'm not sure how to refute that...
And I kind of want to play a Beastmaster at some point too...
(But in a merciless way. No "This is Fido, my beloved wolf companion." More like, "This is... Wolfy... my wolf. Don't expect him to be alive much longer." Throwing the companion into combat, using them to check for traps. (I chuckle at the idea of getting other party members to be like, "Quick! We need to think of a safe way across or Vitus is going to start testing things with his companion again!_
Vitus has never actually played Dungeons and Dragons. A Malevolent demon prince named Mr. Wiggles does it for them. I know because I have tea with Mr. Wiggles every Thursday.
Arch is scared of the giant that says fi fie fo fum at the top of the beanstalk, so they make Vitus grow the beanstalks.
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Druid is casting power word kill, knowing full well that I am incapable of dying. Which is why they are using it as a distraction. Go, Vitus! Attack Druid!
*wildshapes into mosquito* NO! I SHALL EAT YOU! YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE!
(I turned into the most menacing thing possible lol)
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Archfey's weak spot is a loose button in their shirt. Knock the button off and you have a clear shot at the heart. (I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS CONTRACT!!!)
Vitus found out this weakness only because it was part of the contract! You shall not escape, for a simple shot to the heart will only dispel me for mere days?
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Vitus believes the most powerful class in the game is Ranger.
Pre Tasha’s.
The first character I built myself was a Hunter Ranger using basic rules. So I'm not sure how to refute that...
And I kind of want to play a Beastmaster at some point too...
(But in a merciless way. No "This is Fido, my beloved wolf companion." More like, "This is... Wolfy... my wolf. Don't expect him to be alive much longer." Throwing the companion into combat, using them to check for traps. (I chuckle at the idea of getting other party members to be like, "Quick! We need to think of a safe way across or Vitus is going to start testing things with his companion again!_
Arch thinks New Jersey is the best state.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus has never actually played Dungeons and Dragons. A Malevolent demon prince named Mr. Wiggles does it for them. I know because I have tea with Mr. Wiggles every Thursday.
Mr. Wiggles is Arch's alter-ego.
Please. Send help. We're scared.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus is a Warlock of Mr. Wiggles, and therefore a warlock of me.
haahhaaahahhahahahaahahaaaaaaa villain laugh!
Wait... so is that Fiendlock or Feylock. Because I need to know if I get fireball or not.
Arch took a joyride in the family car and is desperately hoping the scratched door doesn't get noticed.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Switches every Thursday.
Vitus is trying to keep the truth about my vehicle a secret, about how he was the one who scratched my beautiful pumpkin carriage!
Oh yours was the pumpkin carriage? Whoops. I kind of made that into a pie...
Arch is going to sell roughage from a magic beanstalk to get the money for a new carriage.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus is helping me grow the magic bean stalks, as stated he would have to in Clause 3, section D, paragraph 29, page 12 of our contract!
Arch is scared of the giant that says fi fie fo fum at the top of the beanstalk, so they make Vitus grow the beanstalks.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Druid_Girl knows there's no giant. She's been using thaumaturgy and minor illusion to trick Arch.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus is legally required to say that to inform me, as per our contract.
i’m coming for you, Druid!
If you can find me... *casts Greater Invisibility*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Druid doesn't know about truesight...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Alright, you got me...
...except for
*screaming* POWER WORD KILL! POWER WORD KILL!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Druid is casting power word kill, knowing full well that I am incapable of dying. Which is why they are using it as a distraction. Go, Vitus! Attack Druid!
*wildshapes into mosquito* NO! I SHALL EAT YOU! YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE!
(I turned into the most menacing thing possible lol)
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Archfey's weak spot is a loose button in their shirt. Knock the button off and you have a clear shot at the heart. (I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS CONTRACT!!!)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus found out this weakness only because it was part of the contract! You shall not escape, for a simple shot to the heart will only dispel me for mere days?
MOSQUITO GO NOMNOM!!!!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!