Realizing I can't stay in here forever, I rush out for sustenance/more games

I expertly Trip and dodge the weed whacker grab some Gatorade and Chips and run back to play Mario Kart

I run back in and throw a switch controller at you before locking the door, " Holy hell, I hope I can figure a way out before I die " I look at the air vent and the window

I start to unscrew the air vent knowing full well a mere shopping cart can't knock down a bathroom door, I grab the necessities ( the switch, gatorade, Chips, and a dirty toilet brush in case I actually need to fight my way out )

I stare at the door wondering what the heck is happening. Then shrug and leave a note reading, " Why you no good at smashing door? " then crawl into the vent

The door breaks but by then I'm already in the security office with the door locked witnessing everything unfolding on the little computers ( Yes I closed and locked the vent behind me and left some traps )

I then realize I have the most powerful weapon in walmart, the speaker!

I Grab the speaker to inflict mental pain, " Your mom buys you megabloks instead of legos! " My voice is heard throughout walmart

Realizing that from here I can play whatever I want on the televisions ( or what's left of them ) I play the sound of ticking clocks. Right now I control the battlefield, reads the devices, Submit to my rule and you might survive

" And you, " the televisions now read, " yes the one chanting khorne, you can be subject numero uno if you want. "

" How do you feel about being first mate to this ship? " the television now reads, " Perhaps we can find the people who started this, build an army, and together defeat them. "