While shopping at Walmart, a green gas begins to fill the building. You watch as people try to escape, but it appears doors are locked. Panic ensues as you watch very one around you begin falling to the ground. As you stand there watching the scene, your sight begins to go dark. Eventually you pass out where you are standing. Without notice, you wake up on the ground in the same location, you assume hours later. You don’t feel dazed or weak from effects of the gas, but rather well rested. 

As everyone comes to, a voice over the PA says, “Get fired up for MXC Walmart, the world's toughest competition in town.” 

A different voice comes over the PA and if you’re in electronics, a video come over all the televisions. Standing in the woods is a Japanese man wearing military regalia and carrying a sword. A graphic at the bottom of the screen gives the name “Captain Tenneal.” He says gleefully, “who thinks they’re going to get out of this Walmart alive?” Everyone in the store looks around confused, but horrified at the inclination of the last word said by Captain Tenneal. After a brief pause, the PA replies, “Well, you’re wrong. Get it on!” 

This is a roleplay where you fight other people with stuff in Walmart.

Rules:
- You are just yourself, not your avatar or character, no magical powers.
- Be as crazy as needed, but don't powerplay. Again: DON'T USE ANY MAGICAL POWERS.
- Try not to be too graphic, as there could be minors here.

EXAMPLE:
- "I pull out a frozen pizza and frisbee it toward (user)'s head.”

I grab a few bottles of Diet Coke and Mentos before running to the big packages of toilet paper. I pull out one of the big packages and duck inside. I ready my Diet Coke geyser defense system. 

Uncertain of just how cutthroat this competition might be, I forego my initial plan of arming myself with a lighter and a bottle of Aqua Net hairspray. "To the automotive department!" I cry. A dozen steel-belted radial tires (size 215/60r17) make a formidable bunker behind which I can hide for days. I then spread five quarts of 5W-20 engine oil around my fortress to dissuade anyone who might be foolish enough to approach. I dual wield two 25" windshield wiper blades and prepare for war. 

Motioning to my 9 year old daughter for silence as her blue eyes go wide and her little blonde pigtails tremble for a moment in fear, I point towards the sacks of flour and mime what I want her to do.  My grocery list may be unnecessary now, but I am sure as shootin' gettin out of this place with my kid, come what may.  While Katie is spreading flour on the floors around us so that we can see if anyone has entered this section, I start collecting items.  I empty the school supplies out of the backpack I was going to buy her, and instead load it with kitchen knives, cooking oil, a small bag of charcoal briquets, some lighter fluid and a click lighter.  Grabbing a pack of rubber bands off the end cap of the aisle, I pull my brown hair back into a pony tail and grip a spray bottle of bleach in one hand and a butcher knife in the other.  The other knives I leave poking, handles up, out of the My Little Pony backpack. Then we creep towards the employee exit at the back, checking each aisle before moving forward.

I work at one of the Walmart outlets. Since I was unable to collect my salary from the walmartone portal I went to the store. It happened to be the exact day of the situation there. 

I run to the nearest cardboard, rip it off of whatever it's holding, and build myself a fort in an aisle, with the help of some tools from the home improvement aisle. I ready my defenses:
- A ring of circular saws around me, connected to a power strip inside my fort, through small wire-size holes so the wires are uncuttable
- My fort, along the wall near an outlet.
- Myself, armed with 2 kitchen knives.
- 3 children (including ThirdLlama's daughter I abducted) that I threatened into submission to help protect me. Each of them has 2 knives.

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Rules:
- You are just yourself, not your avatar or character, no magical powers.
- Be as crazy as needed, but don't powerplay. Again: DON'T USE ANY MAGICAL POWERS.

 If there's no MAGICAL POWERS, then bye-bye......

I bribe as many people as possible not to attack me with stock from the nearest toy shop, and stack up on Nerf guns and bullets, ready to repel any invaders.

I break the gun case and grab the most powerful one I can find as well as the bullets.

I grab a heavy toy and make my way to the food section as quietly as I can

I make knockout drops with cleaner and soak rags with it

I would like to go on the offensive, arming myself with pepper spray, WD-40, and a makeshift garrote made from cables. I armor myself in a series of life jackets modified and cut to fit me. I stalk toward Kyleh2486's defenses, putting the canisters in my belt and grabbing a surfboard as a makeshift shield.

At the food section I grab bread, cheese, lunch meat, soda and water. I think their will be less people in the back so I move over there and start sneaking my way to the garden and hardware parts 

I get a bike and fashion a bbgun to each handle and get pellets 

Nearing the soda walls, I snatch a package of lawn darts (the banned ones) and start removing the darts from the packaging.

After coming out of the bathroom and looking around I slowly start to go back and close/lock the door after grabbing a nintendo switch to play mario kart while waiting for all this to be over

While that is going on I have ranked up to 250cc mirror class