Wait I thought no magic?

Oh well it fails and I just ready more tanks

I tape a bunch of grenades together and throw it into the fray, sacrificing my battle kart as I push it also loaded with more grenades

I grab the nuke and eat it.

Also I sing "WHY CANT WEEEE BE FRIEEENDS"

Oh, you can join us then

But I blew up :(

My ghost rises from beyond the grave, banishing ChiefQuake to the forum last comment wins Forevermore

I then rob walmart and leave

Oh, well that just happened I think to myself... I go back to play mario kart

But I robbed the nintendo section :(

nvm you can play mariokart at my house with my ghost

I grap a nerf gun, some tacks, and some glue, attack the tack to the end of the darts.

I also grab a bisicle, a kitchen knife, a bike helmet, some heavy leather clothes, and a back pack to keep them in.

I watch this in horror and find a hiding place in the cloths area

I go back to the security station so I can watch the carnage and ask if Jack727 want's to join me because I can't fight and only have a dirty toilet brush to use as a weapon 

i also take a bottle of hydrgen peroxide, and inject it into all the food and water expept for a large supply i take and put in my pack.

yes, you can actually get hydrogen peroxide at walmart.

and i grab more kitchen knives. 

then i put hydrogen peroxide all over the blades, so it works like poison daggers.

i also make some coffee.

I am going to find a dressing room and place my food inside. I then begin my path to the garden side

i grab tacks and put them all over the floors, and then i grab steel bottomed shoes.

After returning to the security station because no one thought to stop me, I get on the speaker and start playing epic battle music.