Your dad left for the milk and your mother ditched you at the fire station and you judge others at least somebody loved them.....
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
At least mine doesn't look like some deformed elephant that doesn't know he's holding a stick.
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
X_X Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smells of elderberries
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
I know it's not a roast. I was just out of roasts and pretty much just gave up..... lol
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Your dad left for the milk and your mother ditched you at the fire station and you judge others at least somebody loved them.....
Ah yes, the dad left for the milk joke, the most bland and overused joke in the world. But the mother part, now that’s new. It’s so realistic I wouldn’t be surprised if you drew inspiration from your on life experience.
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Those dragons died the second they learned how ugly you are.
You are correct about one thing, the don’t deserve those titles, as they deserve less.
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It appears the walking vomits are too afraid to roast me again.
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Bruh i ninjaed y’all 3 times
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Shut up you stupid mistake of nature.
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Your dad left for the milk and your mother ditched you at the fire station and you judge others at least somebody loved them.....
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Your pfp sucks. Knights are so basic
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At least mine doesn't look like some deformed elephant that doesn't know he's holding a stick.
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
At least mine is a character I enjoy playing, yours is probably just to look cool. Which it doesn't
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X_X Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smells of elderberries
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
But you smell like puke
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Brutality! X_X
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
That's not a roast lol, try harder
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I know it's not a roast. I was just out of roasts and pretty much just gave up..... lol
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Giving up is not an option
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your jordans are fake
I don't have jordans
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Ah yes, the dad left for the milk joke, the most bland and overused joke in the world. But the mother part, now that’s new. It’s so realistic I wouldn’t be surprised if you drew inspiration from your on life experience.
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You roasted the wrong person
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No, actually, I meant to do that.
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'Roast the person above you' is the name of the thread, not 'Roast whoever you like'
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