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*nah it's ok I just gotta follow the rule of roasting*

 *oh okay, I thought you were talking as if it was in asterisks when you said it without asterisks* 

(realizes that’s a bit confusing)

You're confusing my brain too much with your stupidness.

I very much doubt you have one

Almost 1,500 posts, congrats! Maybe once you hit 2k, you can start spending time in the real world again!

It’s pretty cool, trust me — the grass is still green, except in winter (winter is when we get this cold thing called snow) and the sky is usually blue. Oh, you’ve never seen it? Sorry, I’ll explain that too.

See, the “sky” is . . . look, think of it as this huge ceiling that has these smokey things called clouds. And clouds move on their own because of something called “wind” — no, they’re not programmed, and they’re not a visual bug either. It’s like . . . you know water, that thing you use to take a shower? Oh, you don’t shower either? Well, you can drink it, see, but it’s also in the sky, and it’s called a cloud. Just . .  go out and see for yourself. I’ll even help you off the couch. Okay? Please?

Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >>

Almost 1,500 posts, congrats! Maybe once you hit 2k, you can start spending time in the real world again!

It’s pretty cool, trust me — the grass is still green, except in winter (winter is when we get this cold thing called snow) and the sky is usually blue. Oh, you’ve never seen it? Sorry, I’ll explain that too.

See, the “sky” is . . . look, think of it as this huge ceiling that has these smokey things called clouds. And clouds move on their own because of something called “wind” — no, they’re not programmed, and they’re not a visual bug either. It’s like . . . you know water, that thing you use to take a shower? Oh, you don’t shower either? Well, you can drink it, see, but it’s also in the sky, and it’s called a cloud. Just . .  go out and see for yourself. I’ll even help you off the couch. Okay? Please?

 *what a roast fr*

Quote from PJtheARCH3R >>

Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >>

Almost 1,500 posts, congrats! Maybe once you hit 2k, you can start spending time in the real world again!

It’s pretty cool, trust me — the grass is still green, except in winter (winter is when we get this cold thing called snow) and the sky is usually blue. Oh, you’ve never seen it? Sorry, I’ll explain that too.

See, the “sky” is . . . look, think of it as this huge ceiling that has these smokey things called clouds. And clouds move on their own because of something called “wind” — no, they’re not programmed, and they’re not a visual bug either. It’s like . . . you know water, that thing you use to take a shower? Oh, you don’t shower either? Well, you can drink it, see, but it’s also in the sky, and it’s called a cloud. Just . .  go out and see for yourself. I’ll even help you off the couch. Okay? Please?

 *what a roast fr*

Rethink your location, buddy. Let’s keep it PG-13, for Gnomarchy here.

I liked Heartofjuyo more. Your current username sounds like you asked a six-year old what our government is called, and they scrawled “Gnomarchy” in yellow crayon.

*LMAOOO*

Alright. You win. If you’re really gonna expose me like that, I’ll just leave the thread for a while.

Enjoy some time alone. I figure you’re used to it by now.

Oh hello Gnomarchy imma bout get flayed alive possibly

Bro isn't even actually adept.

Bro got the marchy's.

Like the zoomies, but dumber.

Your a puppet master? More like your the puppet

At least I can spell without numbers, ARCH3R.

I don't need any new features to tell me you're the stupidest person here

At least I don't have any dead threads.

Shut, you don't even have any threads.

Wow, stealing my roast and slightly altering it to something that isn't even a good roast! So impressive!

At least we could sell his brain for more.

You call yourself a puppet master? You can't even control one, they got too scared of your stupidity and ran away.

At least they could look me in the eyes first, you have so many it wouldn't work.