I open the door to my dock house, and take my small yamaha boat out into the ocean, then board the battleship/aircraft carrier that I'm the Captain of.
I watch, making sure you stay within the rules of the Britis- I mean, the Rest of the world's laws
(I KNEW IT, them brits always wanna gain more power)
I don't. Time to set sail to Venezuela for some oil
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
I open the door to my dock house, and take my small yamaha boat out into the ocean, then board the battleship/aircraft carrier that I'm the Captain of.
I watch, making sure you stay within the rules of the Britis- I mean, the Rest of the world's laws
(I KNEW IT, them brits always wanna gain more power)
I don't. Time to set sail to Venezuela for some oil
(Ohhhhh, no, we would never. *Conquers most of world, then builds 5 meters of railroad to make up for it*)
Damn, we need some of that too. Can I buy it off you?
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The great Cynophpbia, king of crocs and the South USA is pettting a massive bald eagle and thinking about how terrible capitalism is.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I watch all the chaos from my little hobbit hole in NZ, and then send out a squad of laser-eyed kiwis to invade the US
I defend the US out of sheer boredom and patriotism, using my MAGA hat to build a massive wall.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I watch all the chaos from my little hobbit hole in NZ, and then send out a squad of laser-eyed kiwis to invade the US
I defend the US out of sheer boredom and patriotism, using my MAGA hat to build a massive wall.
I blow it to pieces with the Royal Navy
Im having a bit of a Navy day today
The US Airforce bombs the Royal Navy. You have also made a grave mistake- these are my waters, and in my waters of the Gulf of Mexico, there are numerous alligators. They eat your crew.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The NZ airforce attempts to come to the aid of the British navy but as their logo is a flightless bird they crash straight into the sea, never to be seen again
Cynophobia gets elected president and signs a new bill stating that drinking tea on American soil is now considered illegal.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The NZ airforce attempts to come to the aid of the British navy but as their logo is a flightless bird they crash straight into the sea, never to be seen again
This honestly made me laugh so much I almost woke the rest of my house up
The British are inspired by this sacrifice, and move to the Atlantic, to get away from the crocs and bomb New York
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The NZ airforce attempts to come to the aid of the British navy but as their logo is a flightless bird they crash straight into the sea, never to be seen again
This honestly made me laugh so much I almost woke the rest of my house up
The British are inspired by this sacrifice, and move to the Atlantic, to get away from the crocs and bomb New York
the wildfire smoke obscures your vision so you can’t bomb them. Also the crime is worse than any bombing.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The NZ airforce attempts to come to the aid of the British navy but as their logo is a flightless bird they crash straight into the sea, never to be seen again
This honestly made me laugh so much I almost woke the rest of my house up
The British are inspired by this sacrifice, and move to the Atlantic, to get away from the crocs and bomb New York
*I'm glad :) I aspire to be so funny that I disturb the sleep of others*
The New Zealanders are probably not on US maps anyway, and so have little fear of the crocs finding them
(I KNEW IT, them brits always wanna gain more power)
I don't. Time to set sail to Venezuela for some oil
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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(Ohhhhh, no, we would never. *Conquers most of world, then builds 5 meters of railroad to make up for it*)
Damn, we need some of that too. Can I buy it off you?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I watch all the chaos from my little hobbit hole in NZ, and then send out a squad of laser-eyed kiwis to invade the US
Perfect
and Hi! Sorry we set up camp in your homeland, NZ is just so awesome, and you went on holiday… we kinda used your house. Sorry
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm sure the rest of my family would love the company! Make sure to beat my brother up for me while I'm away
The great Cynophpbia, king of crocs and the South USA is pettting a massive bald eagle and thinking about how terrible capitalism is.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I defend the US out of sheer boredom and patriotism, using my MAGA hat to build a massive wall.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I’ll make sure too, I’ll give him the same treatment I give my brother
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I blow it to pieces with the Royal Navy
Im having a bit of a Navy day today
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The US Airforce bombs the Royal Navy. You have also made a grave mistake- these are my waters, and in my waters of the Gulf of Mexico, there are numerous alligators. They eat your crew.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The NZ airforce attempts to come to the aid of the British navy but as their logo is a flightless bird they crash straight into the sea, never to be seen again
Cynophobia gets elected president and signs a new bill stating that drinking tea on American soil is now considered illegal.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
This honestly made me laugh so much I almost woke the rest of my house up
The British are inspired by this sacrifice, and move to the Atlantic, to get away from the crocs and bomb New York
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
DAMN YOU, YOU DON’T DESERVE TEA ANYWAY
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Despite being sided against the Americans, I agree with Cyno's new law. Tea is atrocious.
I LOVE tea thank goodness i’m in NZ
BEANS
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the wildfire smoke obscures your vision so you can’t bomb them. Also the crime is worse than any bombing.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You wouldn’t…
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*I'm glad :) I aspire to be so funny that I disturb the sleep of others*
The New Zealanders are probably not on US maps anyway, and so have little fear of the crocs finding them
Sorry.... *gtg to breakfast now, be back in a bit!*