I was in a dungeon and my weapons were stolen. I walked into a room."a treasure" I saw then skeletal warriors came and..... I the gold an diamonds at them
I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to say.
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Fought an ancient blue dragon with 5 levels of exhaustion.
Ok. That wins. Also, how did you manage to get so much exhaustion? Literally none of the characters I have played or DM’ed for have gotten even a single level.
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My character wasn't paying attention when the dwarves asked us to kill the kobolds in their home. Another character told him to "Go in and kill everything".
Long story short, he took a swing at an alter, managed to nat-20 the roll to not be flung backwards, broke the alter, summoned the dwarven goddess of homely protection, insulted her by saying "Stay back sir, there could be more" (having seen her beard), then when she finally caught him, nat-20'd the roll to persuade her that he had been told by the dwarves outside to come in and destroy the alter to homely protection in their own home.
The rest of the party was generally running away as soon as the goddess started turning up. Thoruk ended up getting knocked out on the alter by the Goddess, and his blood caused it to repair itself. The rest of the party got a blessing, for putting up with Thoruk. I don't think the Dwarves ever managed to get back into the house.
For me now, it is saying this: "THYLYN IF YOU FALL ASLEEP YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP WITH FIVE LESS LIMBS AND SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF INCHES OF FLESH GONE!" of course after the last time I saw him I shot an arrow into his brain,
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One time, I was playing a Neutral Evil Necromancer High Elf, Immeral. I had gotten a hyper-intelligent undead camel by the name of Kruzar Necrocyse as my mount as a refund for my defective camel that turned out to be a druid who joined the party. Over the course of the campaign, I found the Book of Vile Darkness buried in the ground and took it back to my lair, a hidden stalagmite that I dug out from under a river and filled with undead minions that none of the rest of the party knew about. Every chance I got, I snuck off to do some reading, but none of the other party members seemed to be getting suspicious. Eventually, the DM ruled that I had spent so much time at my lair that I had managed to finish it, and that I had learned how to become a lich. So, I did. I also had Kruzar become a lich before going over to the corpses of two dragons we'd slain a while back that I had kept fresh using Gentle Repose and hidden near my lair, making both of them into dracoliches. Then, I went ahead and made my way through the Underdark, slaying thousands of its denizens and bringing them back as undead under my control. Then, I decided to go after the rest of my party.
Barbarian: "Wait a minute, you're character was evil?"
Me: "Yup, but he was smart enough to keep it hidden from you."
Barbarian: "Nice. Guess you've sort of become the BBEG now."
Me: "Yup." OOC: "I attack from the top of one of my dracoliches as Kruzar does the same from the other."
It ended up as a TPK. None of the liches, draconic or otherwise, died, though one was severely injured.
I was in a dungeon and my weapons were stolen. I walked into a room."a treasure" I saw then skeletal warriors came and..... I the gold an diamonds at them
I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to say.
I think he/she wanted to say this : I was in a dungeons fully armed, and I didn't notice someone stole my weapons. When I realised and noticed all my weapons weren't on me, I walked into a room to see if I left the weapons there. There I saw a treasure and some skeletal warrios, which instantly noticed me and started to chase me. I managed with extremely luckyness to drag all the gold and diamonds and throw them at the incoming targets over me.
I think this is all what he/she wanted to say...... I just filled the LEFT DESCRIPTIONS using all my imagination in only 5 minutes. If this is not what it happened, then I don't know what else it's left there.
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I did not listen to the dying bbeg and destroyed an orb holding the universe together i broke it and destroyed the entire universe and it was not a quick death it was slow and painful the world slowly broke down until it collapsed into itself and killed everything i guess you can say i killed a tarasque at level 3.
As a DM, I chronicled a descent into the forgotten family home of a PC, who had been abandoned to a temple at a young age.
The whole thing revolved around the story of his uncle, which they found in a diary, who found a cave system with a temple below the house and sought to bring back an ancient god by appeasing the demon lord Dagon, so that the god could help them to fight the giant army which was about to sweep through their land.
The family ended up fleeing before the army arrived, and the character's father went back for the uncle. The last page of the diary, and the walls of the cave chamber where they found the uncles long-dead body, were scrawled along the lines of "I'm sorry brother" and "Forgive me".
In the temple, they fought demons of Dagon, and they found another long-dead corpse of a dwarf, strung by chains from the ceiling and disemboweled. The body had a signet ring which matched the character's.
The player, upon reading through the diary, told me "I don't really know how to deal with this as myself, let alone as my character".
I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to say.
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Fought an ancient blue dragon with 5 levels of exhaustion.
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Ok. That wins. Also, how did you manage to get so much exhaustion? Literally none of the characters I have played or DM’ed for have gotten even a single level.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
My character wasn't paying attention when the dwarves asked us to kill the kobolds in their home. Another character told him to "Go in and kill everything".
Long story short, he took a swing at an alter, managed to nat-20 the roll to not be flung backwards, broke the alter, summoned the dwarven goddess of homely protection, insulted her by saying "Stay back sir, there could be more" (having seen her beard), then when she finally caught him, nat-20'd the roll to persuade her that he had been told by the dwarves outside to come in and destroy the alter to homely protection in their own home.
The rest of the party was generally running away as soon as the goddess started turning up. Thoruk ended up getting knocked out on the alter by the Goddess, and his blood caused it to repair itself. The rest of the party got a blessing, for putting up with Thoruk. I don't think the Dwarves ever managed to get back into the house.
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For me now, it is saying this: "THYLYN IF YOU FALL ASLEEP YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP WITH FIVE LESS LIMBS AND SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF INCHES OF FLESH GONE!" of course after the last time I saw him I shot an arrow into his brain,
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Alright, time for a long story.
One time, I was playing a Neutral Evil Necromancer High Elf, Immeral. I had gotten a hyper-intelligent undead camel by the name of Kruzar Necrocyse as my mount as a refund for my defective camel that turned out to be a druid who joined the party. Over the course of the campaign, I found the Book of Vile Darkness buried in the ground and took it back to my lair, a hidden stalagmite that I dug out from under a river and filled with undead minions that none of the rest of the party knew about. Every chance I got, I snuck off to do some reading, but none of the other party members seemed to be getting suspicious. Eventually, the DM ruled that I had spent so much time at my lair that I had managed to finish it, and that I had learned how to become a lich. So, I did. I also had Kruzar become a lich before going over to the corpses of two dragons we'd slain a while back that I had kept fresh using Gentle Repose and hidden near my lair, making both of them into dracoliches. Then, I went ahead and made my way through the Underdark, slaying thousands of its denizens and bringing them back as undead under my control. Then, I decided to go after the rest of my party.
Barbarian: "Wait a minute, you're character was evil?"
Me: "Yup, but he was smart enough to keep it hidden from you."
Barbarian: "Nice. Guess you've sort of become the BBEG now."
Me: "Yup." OOC: "I attack from the top of one of my dracoliches as Kruzar does the same from the other."
It ended up as a TPK. None of the liches, draconic or otherwise, died, though one was severely injured.
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I think he/she wanted to say this : I was in a dungeons fully armed, and I didn't notice someone stole my weapons. When I realised and noticed all my weapons weren't on me, I walked into a room to see if I left the weapons there. There I saw a treasure and some skeletal warrios, which instantly noticed me and started to chase me. I managed with extremely luckyness to drag all the gold and diamonds and throw them at the incoming targets over me.
I think this is all what he/she wanted to say...... I just filled the LEFT DESCRIPTIONS using all my imagination in only 5 minutes. If this is not what it happened, then I don't know what else it's left there.
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Gave a goblin a Staff of Lightning, luckily I got it back.
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Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
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Digging a hole from the surface of a praerie until a cavern just to get a safe access to some bats' poo ( IYKWIM ).........
It took me almost a month to realise there wasn't any bat there............
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I gave a 1st level neutral evil player a kraken. . .needless to say, I'm not proud.
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*well*
*it was a baby kraken*
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I also gave them dragons and a magic monkey
I don't know why I want to win this
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A magic monkey ????
I farted while I was sneaking inside the King's room just to detect if there was a Cursed item.
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I made my players fight a Tarrasque at 1st level.
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I did not listen to the dying bbeg and destroyed an orb holding the universe together i broke it and destroyed the entire universe and it was not a quick death it was slow and painful the world slowly broke down until it collapsed into itself and killed everything i guess you can say i killed a tarasque at level 3.
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As a DM, I chronicled a descent into the forgotten family home of a PC, who had been abandoned to a temple at a young age.
The whole thing revolved around the story of his uncle, which they found in a diary, who found a cave system with a temple below the house and sought to bring back an ancient god by appeasing the demon lord Dagon, so that the god could help them to fight the giant army which was about to sweep through their land.
The family ended up fleeing before the army arrived, and the character's father went back for the uncle. The last page of the diary, and the walls of the cave chamber where they found the uncles long-dead body, were scrawled along the lines of "I'm sorry brother" and "Forgive me".
In the temple, they fought demons of Dagon, and they found another long-dead corpse of a dwarf, strung by chains from the ceiling and disemboweled. The body had a signet ring which matched the character's.
The player, upon reading through the diary, told me "I don't really know how to deal with this as myself, let alone as my character".
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
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