For me, I accidentally killed a college student. This was my first time playing, and my character had a compulsive need to protect those around himself. The student was holding a dangerous amount of books so he helped. He accidentally dropped lots of the books. The student rushed at him, so he punched her. Then, she pulls out A DAGGER and STABBED my character. My character then froze her with Draconic Anscestory. And killed her. Whoops. What about you?
I was DM'ing and I set-up an entire session, where the players went on a quest to save a librarian called Clifford from some orcs that lived ion the nearby mountains.
After various fights and traps, the players finally found the orcs responsible, who had Clifford prisoner and tied up with rope, hanging over the edge of a precipice.
The players start to formulate a plan and then I tell them .... I'm sorry guys, you're going to have to wait until next session.
It was about 5 minutes later one of them suddenly groaned as they realised I had LITERALLY left them with a CLIFF HANGER.
There may have been another time where the innkeeper being rude and short-changing my character a few silver, escalated to my character casting the Gate spell in his room the next morning and inviting a major demon through. The DM looked at me and was like, "You're doing this and you don't have a protection circle up or anything?" and I'm like, "Nope and next thing I do is teleport to another city...."
One time there was an elderly woman in an elven village we were visiting. She was being rude to our dwarf, so he promptly spat at her. Then she hit him with a salmon.
One time, our party was captured by a group of swamp dwelling frog people. They were going to take all our stuff, and we were only level 3 at the time, so our paltry gold was all we had going for us.
We happened to learn that they had been at war with a neighbouring tribe for decades, but being evenly matched, the war seemed to have no end. Through a series of extremely high charisma rolls (thanks to our silver tongued rouge and my rough monk charm) we managed to convince them that we were going to fight for them, and win this war for their tribe once and for all! We got out supplies back and, since becoming their new heroes, some extras!
We hatched a plan to send the full extent of the frog military to the front gates of the enemy tribe, while we snuck around the back and took out the commanders. We were going to save these frogs from a life of hellish conflict.
We were, until my monk had an idea.
We realised, since it would only be us and our translator, who hated living in the swamp, no one was keeping an eye on us. And we could just... Leave.
So we did.
...To be fair, the frogs were REALLY mean to us in the beggining.
tldr; we swindled a tribe of frogs out of everything valuable they had collected over the years, promised to end their suffering, and then sent them to their violent, froggy graves.
Hey, these are really interesting things that you have shared, I have also played this game with my brother and while playing the game I accidently dropped the weapons in the lake and then found myself in trouble. I have also played similar role playing game like the World of warcraft 60 tage kaufen that also gives an exciting exposure to the adventure world.
I was in a dungeon and my weapons were stolen. I walked into a room."a treasure" I saw then skeletal warriors came and..... I the gold an diamonds at them
In a homebrew/homemade campaign D&D's 1st edition, my human clergy char ( Lawful good ) was "playing" with some unidentified potions, and then I took the worst choices.
Drink some and mix the rest of them ( like if a YOLO ). The results ???? xDD
Guess................ ^ ^
The GM just said: Are you gonna drink the potion without identifying it ?? Are you sure ??
I began to drink the potion, and the GM suddenly said: Roll a CON saving dice....
The potion altered my state of mind at the point that, every mixture I made with the rest of the potions, resulted in a catastrophical potion. After the 3rd try to mix this potion with the other ones, and while suffering 3 days of an unrecognizeable curse, I said: I gonna throw the potion over the window.....
The GM's face was like: omfg.............. what an idiot...... lol.
I rolled the dices... and by an strange luck, I successfully threw over the window the potion. What happened then ??
Do you know what's a Napalm bomb ???? ..................... ^ ^
another player and I are at the end of a one shot (almost, we're returning the information we gathered to the town right now.) and I let the paladin talk down to the deity without stopping him so she killed him but he hasn't realized it yet since she basically brought him back to life long enough to help me return the information before she'll summon him back to serve her forever as the new guardian to the tomb we were in (we.. you know.. killed the last one.) The DM keeps dropping hints about how he can't sense how cold the temperature is outside or even sleep and the guy just thinks its adrenaline from the previous battle and that he didn't actually die even though she did enough damage to negate his death saving throws lol.
I could have warned him in advance that she could obviously one shot us if she wanted but I wanted to see what happened
i convinced the rogue in my party to break into a bank full of soldiers. i bribed him with an enchanted steel crossbow, but killed him the moment he made a move, just for fun.
I planned the murder of our party's barbarian. He deserved it though.
Long story short, for no absolute reason, he felt the need to rip of an NPC baby's arms, then use a hand axe to cut off the mother's arms. The town was ruled by a high level paladin, and his assistant cleric, so they were able to bring them back to life, but the Barbarian was able to hide and get off the hook. My wizard character decided this was unacceptable, so I gathered some of my contacts in the local thieves' guild, managed to convince them to attack us once we got near a cliff, and then in the battle I cast suggestion on the Barbarian to stand next to the cliff until the battle was over, and then ran up, cast Hold Person to paralyze him, and then had the party paladin Thunderous Smite him off the cliff.
The cliff was 272 feet tall, and we were level 4, and he'd already taken damage from the fight and paladin, so he was instantly dead
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We were fighting this dragon, and the dragon had taken a ton of damage, when suddenly I decided to give it a healing potion, and then cast healing word on it.
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I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
When I was a noob at d and d I made a dungeon where 2 1st levels where supposed to fight of so many thing it was a 6 level 10s medium difficulty. Beat that (they died in one round when I rigged all my rolls to nat 20s).
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For me, I accidentally killed a college student. This was my first time playing, and my character had a compulsive need to protect those around himself. The student was holding a dangerous amount of books so he helped. He accidentally dropped lots of the books. The student rushed at him, so he punched her. Then, she pulls out A DAGGER and STABBED my character. My character then froze her with Draconic Anscestory. And killed her. Whoops. What about you?
It was my first time playing and as a paladin.....I put a NPC into the oven and turned it on!
I left Heavens Gate to seek the truth of 9 legendary warriors who once visited my homeland. They are known as "The Cloud Nine".
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D&D Beyond FoundersI was DM'ing and I set-up an entire session, where the players went on a quest to save a librarian called Clifford from some orcs that lived ion the nearby mountains.
After various fights and traps, the players finally found the orcs responsible, who had Clifford prisoner and tied up with rope, hanging over the edge of a precipice.
The players start to formulate a plan and then I tell them .... I'm sorry guys, you're going to have to wait until next session.
It was about 5 minutes later one of them suddenly groaned as they realised I had LITERALLY left them with a CLIFF HANGER.
There may have been another time where the innkeeper being rude and short-changing my character a few silver, escalated to my character casting the Gate spell in his room the next morning and inviting a major demon through. The DM looked at me and was like, "You're doing this and you don't have a protection circle up or anything?" and I'm like, "Nope and next thing I do is teleport to another city...."
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One time there was an elderly woman in an elven village we were visiting. She was being rude to our dwarf, so he promptly spat at her. Then she hit him with a salmon.
One time, our party was captured by a group of swamp dwelling frog people. They were going to take all our stuff, and we were only level 3 at the time, so our paltry gold was all we had going for us.
We happened to learn that they had been at war with a neighbouring tribe for decades, but being evenly matched, the war seemed to have no end. Through a series of extremely high charisma rolls (thanks to our silver tongued rouge and my rough monk charm) we managed to convince them that we were going to fight for them, and win this war for their tribe once and for all! We got out supplies back and, since becoming their new heroes, some extras!
We hatched a plan to send the full extent of the frog military to the front gates of the enemy tribe, while we snuck around the back and took out the commanders. We were going to save these frogs from a life of hellish conflict.
We were, until my monk had an idea.
We realised, since it would only be us and our translator, who hated living in the swamp, no one was keeping an eye on us. And we could just... Leave.
So we did.
...To be fair, the frogs were REALLY mean to us in the beggining.
tldr; we swindled a tribe of frogs out of everything valuable they had collected over the years, promised to end their suffering, and then sent them to their violent, froggy graves.
Hey, these are really interesting things that you have shared, I have also played this game with my brother and while playing the game I accidently dropped the weapons in the lake and then found myself in trouble. I have also played similar role playing game like the World of warcraft 60 tage kaufen that also gives an exciting exposure to the adventure world.
I was in a dungeon and my weapons were stolen. I walked into a room."a treasure" I saw then skeletal warriors came and..... I the gold an diamonds at them
In a homebrew/homemade campaign D&D's 1st edition, my human clergy char ( Lawful good ) was "playing" with some unidentified potions, and then I took the worst choices.
Drink some and mix the rest of them ( like if a YOLO ). The results ???? xDD
Guess................ ^ ^
The GM just said: Are you gonna drink the potion without identifying it ?? Are you sure ??
I began to drink the potion, and the GM suddenly said: Roll a CON saving dice....
The potion altered my state of mind at the point that, every mixture I made with the rest of the potions, resulted in a catastrophical potion. After the 3rd try to mix this potion with the other ones, and while suffering 3 days of an unrecognizeable curse, I said: I gonna throw the potion over the window.....
The GM's face was like: omfg.............. what an idiot...... lol.
I rolled the dices... and by an strange luck, I successfully threw over the window the potion. What happened then ??
Do you know what's a Napalm bomb ???? ..................... ^ ^
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
another player and I are at the end of a one shot (almost, we're returning the information we gathered to the town right now.) and I let the paladin talk down to the deity without stopping him so she killed him but he hasn't realized it yet since she basically brought him back to life long enough to help me return the information before she'll summon him back to serve her forever as the new guardian to the tomb we were in (we.. you know.. killed the last one.) The DM keeps dropping hints about how he can't sense how cold the temperature is outside or even sleep and the guy just thinks its adrenaline from the previous battle and that he didn't actually die even though she did enough damage to negate his death saving throws lol.
I could have warned him in advance that she could obviously one shot us if she wanted but I wanted to see what happened
Full of rice, beans, and bad ideas.
i convinced the rogue in my party to break into a bank full of soldiers. i bribed him with an enchanted steel crossbow, but killed him the moment he made a move, just for fun.
I planned the murder of our party's barbarian. He deserved it though.
Long story short, for no absolute reason, he felt the need to rip of an NPC baby's arms, then use a hand axe to cut off the mother's arms. The town was ruled by a high level paladin, and his assistant cleric, so they were able to bring them back to life, but the Barbarian was able to hide and get off the hook. My wizard character decided this was unacceptable, so I gathered some of my contacts in the local thieves' guild, managed to convince them to attack us once we got near a cliff, and then in the battle I cast suggestion on the Barbarian to stand next to the cliff until the battle was over, and then ran up, cast Hold Person to paralyze him, and then had the party paladin Thunderous Smite him off the cliff.
The cliff was 272 feet tall, and we were level 4, and he'd already taken damage from the fight and paladin, so he was instantly dead
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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We were fighting this dragon, and the dragon had taken a ton of damage, when suddenly I decided to give it a healing potion, and then cast healing word on it.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
When I was a noob at d and d I made a dungeon where 2 1st levels where supposed to fight of so many thing it was a 6 level 10s medium difficulty. Beat that (they died in one round when I rigged all my rolls to nat 20s).
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One time my players tried to burn a library, and the head libraryan cast wish on them to die...so...(this was when I was a noob dm)
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i let my players destroy evermeet
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How ???..... I'm curious.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
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