Addison out of anger and such incredible distress do to some mystical power *ahem* kicks the sweet out of the way and keeps searching for a way out
*Ooo, Addison just kicked away his chance. But this will actually make for good character development. Special sleepover rule 12 gets to come into play after all*
*also, just a random note, but thanks for playing. Its super awesome to have you here :D*
As Addison continues to search, something wakes up. Above, a quiet beating can be heard, like a heartbeat, along with a squelching sound.
*this is going GREAT for me oml and ofc! this is super fun and your an awesome dm!*
"...oh sh*t" they take out the baseball bat and quickly scramble, looking for the stupid sweet "crap crap crap crap crap"
*Aw, thank you!! I'm super glad you're having fun, cause I am too :D*
Hehe, make a dex save! (+2)
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*...wow. I... I was not expecting it to be that effective.*
Corvi is stunned for several seconds: She's not sure how to feel about what just happened, but she's mortified nonetheless. She then notices that the baseball bat is on fire, and frantically tries to put it out.
Amongst the squelching wet clothes, Corvi is able to extinguish the flaming bat.
Corvi looks at the slightly singed baseball bat, thankful it wasn't reduced to cinders. She then heads over to the pillar to obtain whatever was sitting on top of it.
On top of the ornate marble pillar, whatever it is is roaring in purple flame. Its shining so bright too, its hard to look at it. As Corvi gets closer, its clear that thing must be of awesome power, like an artifact from the gods. Once Corvi is within 5ft of it, it becomes clear that its... an Eclair???
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Above Addison, attached to the roof, is a massive pancake of a monster, made of stitched flesh and the limbs of its victims! Incredible!
A tentacle of flesh, bristling with both human and monster teeth, reaches down from above. It grabs Addison, lifting him up towards its main body on the roof.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*...wow. I... I was not expecting it to be that effective.*
Corvi is stunned for several seconds: She's not sure how to feel about what just happened, but she's mortified nonetheless. She then notices that the baseball bat is on fire, and frantically tries to put it out.
Amongst the squelching wet clothes, Corvi is able to extinguish the flaming bat.
Corvi looks at the slightly singed baseball bat, thankful it wasn't reduced to cinders. She then heads over to the pillar to obtain whatever was sitting on top of it.
On top of the ornate marble pillar, whatever it is is roaring in purple flame. Its shining so bright too, its hard to look at it. As Corvi gets closer, its clear that thing must be of awesome power, like an artifact from the gods. Once Corvi is within 5ft of it, it becomes clear that its... an Eclair???
Corvi starts reaching towards the eclair, but then realizes she may get her hands burned. So she picks up a wet shirt and uses it like a makeshift glove to reach for the eclair... but then realizes she would get the eclair all soggy.
"You know what, screw it." Corvi removes the wet shirt from her hand and reaches into the fire to obtain the godly eclair.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Above Addison, attached to the roof, is a massive pancake of a monster, made of stitched flesh and the limbs of its victims! Incredible!
A tentacle of flesh, bristling with both human and monster teeth, reaches down from above. It grabs Addison, lifting him up towards its main body on the roof.
"AA OH HELL NO" they start smacking the arm with their bat and kicking as hard as they can "um cat??? do something!" they squirm and try to get out of its wet grip
*...wow. I... I was not expecting it to be that effective.*
Corvi is stunned for several seconds: She's not sure how to feel about what just happened, but she's mortified nonetheless. She then notices that the baseball bat is on fire, and frantically tries to put it out.
Amongst the squelching wet clothes, Corvi is able to extinguish the flaming bat.
Corvi looks at the slightly singed baseball bat, thankful it wasn't reduced to cinders. She then heads over to the pillar to obtain whatever was sitting on top of it.
On top of the ornate marble pillar, whatever it is is roaring in purple flame. Its shining so bright too, its hard to look at it. As Corvi gets closer, its clear that thing must be of awesome power, like an artifact from the gods. Once Corvi is within 5ft of it, it becomes clear that its... an Eclair???
Corvi starts reaching towards the eclair, but then realizes she may get her hands burned. So she picks up a wet shirt and uses it like a makeshift glove to reach for the eclair... but then realizes she would get the eclair all soggy.
"You know what, screw it." Corvi removes the wet shirt from her hand and reaches into the fire to obtain the godly eclair.
It does not burn Corvi! She is able to take it! It shines even more brightly, its radiance amplifying for a second as its removed from the alter.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Above Addison, attached to the roof, is a massive pancake of a monster, made of stitched flesh and the limbs of its victims! Incredible!
A tentacle of flesh, bristling with both human and monster teeth, reaches down from above. It grabs Addison, lifting him up towards its main body on the roof.
"AA OH HELL NO" they start smacking the arm with their bat and kicking as hard as they can "um cat??? do something!" they squirm and try to get out of its wet grip
Make another dex save to escape! (+2)
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Above Addison, attached to the roof, is a massive pancake of a monster, made of stitched flesh and the limbs of its victims! Incredible!
A tentacle of flesh, bristling with both human and monster teeth, reaches down from above. It grabs Addison, lifting him up towards its main body on the roof.
"AA OH HELL NO" they start smacking the arm with their bat and kicking as hard as they can "um cat??? do something!" they squirm and try to get out of its wet grip
*lmao, its your number to day. The dice gods are acting up*
Addison does their best to wriggle out, but is unable to! They are lifted up, before being promptly dropped to the floor, from a height that is just low enough for them not to break anything. Its toying with you.
The creature falls from the roof, squelching as it lands on the cold floor. Its tentacles ready themselves, its come down to have a play.
At the same time, Addison hears a loud breathing, right by his head, right behind him. Its almost a purr.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
"Well, I've made it this far without dying. I'll just take the shortcut back." Corvi heads over to the hole in the floor, and carefully lowers herself into it, hoping it doesn't kill her but also anticipating the worst.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
"Well, I've made it this far without dying. I'll just take the shortcut back." Corvi heads over to the hole in the floor, and carefully lowers herself into it, hoping it doesn't kill her but also anticipating the worst.
Make a Con save! (+1)
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
"Well, I've made it this far without dying. I'll just take the shortcut back." Corvi heads over to the hole in the floor, and carefully lowers herself into it, hoping it doesn't kill her but also anticipating the worst.
Make a Con save! (+1)
*concern* 13
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
"Well, I've made it this far without dying. I'll just take the shortcut back." Corvi heads over to the hole in the floor, and carefully lowers herself into it, hoping it doesn't kill her but also anticipating the worst.
Make a Con save! (+1)
*concern* 12
Everything blacks out for a second, as you travel back to the material plane. You appear, all curled up and cramped, back in the washing machine.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*If someone reads the quote chain without the context I feel they might question our sanity*
*Let 'em. They're just missing out on the fun. ;)*
Corvi crawls out of the washing machine, relieved but feeling rather pained. "Ugh... being curled up like that can't be good for my back." She then looks up the laundry chute.
"...now how do I get out of here?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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*Aw, thank you!! I'm super glad you're having fun, cause I am too :D*
Hehe, make a dex save! (+2)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
8
oh come on*
On top of the ornate marble pillar, whatever it is is roaring in purple flame. Its shining so bright too, its hard to look at it. As Corvi gets closer, its clear that thing must be of awesome power, like an artifact from the gods. Once Corvi is within 5ft of it, it becomes clear that its... an Eclair???
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Above Addison, attached to the roof, is a massive pancake of a monster, made of stitched flesh and the limbs of its victims! Incredible!
A tentacle of flesh, bristling with both human and monster teeth, reaches down from above. It grabs Addison, lifting him up towards its main body on the roof.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Corvi starts reaching towards the eclair, but then realizes she may get her hands burned. So she picks up a wet shirt and uses it like a makeshift glove to reach for the eclair... but then realizes she would get the eclair all soggy.
"You know what, screw it." Corvi removes the wet shirt from her hand and reaches into the fire to obtain the godly eclair.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"AA OH HELL NO" they start smacking the arm with their bat and kicking as hard as they can "um cat??? do something!" they squirm and try to get out of its wet grip
It does not burn Corvi! She is able to take it! It shines even more brightly, its radiance amplifying for a second as its removed from the alter.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Make another dex save to escape! (+2)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
14
*what is with all these 8's???*
Corvi saves the eclair for later, gently wrapping it in the Eye-Spot Blindfold for safekeeping, before looking for an exit.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*lmao, its your number to day. The dice gods are acting up*
Addison does their best to wriggle out, but is unable to! They are lifted up, before being promptly dropped to the floor, from a height that is just low enough for them not to break anything. Its toying with you.
The creature falls from the roof, squelching as it lands on the cold floor. Its tentacles ready themselves, its come down to have a play.
At the same time, Addison hears a loud breathing, right by his head, right behind him. Its almost a purr.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Where the maid perished, you notice a hole in the floor has formed... and its getting bigger, fast. This pocket dimension can't hold itself together without its key staff member, who you just guilt tripped into oblivion.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Well, I've made it this far without dying. I'll just take the shortcut back." Corvi heads over to the hole in the floor, and carefully lowers herself into it, hoping it doesn't kill her but also anticipating the worst.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Make a Con save! (+1)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*concern* 13
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Everything blacks out for a second, as you travel back to the material plane. You appear, all curled up and cramped, back in the washing machine.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*If someone reads the quote chain without the context I feel they might question our sanity*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Let 'em. They're just missing out on the fun. ;)*
Corvi crawls out of the washing machine, relieved but feeling rather pained. "Ugh... being curled up like that can't be good for my back." She then looks up the laundry chute.
"...now how do I get out of here?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)