Evil DM chat

I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. 
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds. 

 NOT a RICKROLL

Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids

I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words.   -Tasha 

 I play 3.5E…sometimes.

Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!

They/them

My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.

 Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!

If you're reading this, then you've probably managed to catch me in the ten or so minutes every few weeks that I check in on my favourite rainbow bowl of randoms. Or you're looking at my older messages. If so, then stop, time travel is illegal here

I like talking even though I suck at it  

BISEXUAL 

Sulfur is the best game ever made, fight me

I wonder how plummeting hundreds of feet feels

VOTE PEDRO!!!