"And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside.
"TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout.
*technically you're the tax collector.*
*Um, how will i collect the taxes then?*
*By collecting them from each acre of land that you oversee. You have to go door-to-door.*
*OK*
I collect taxes.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Yep, you can collect taxes.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I collect taxes
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Please use punctuation.*
You collect 21 silver in taxes. What does Reeve Lyrem want to do now?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Lyrem goes back to the market to buy more land
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Bro, punctuation! [gp]ing use it!*
Roll 1d100 to see what offers are available.
*Also, there are soldiers available for hire. They end up being a requirement later.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Sorry! How much are the soldiers? 31 *
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*1 silver per 10 soldiers, every 10 days.*
You find:
An offer of 3 acres of Breathtaking-quality land for 22 silver;
An offer of 15 acres of Poor-quality land for 16 silver;
An offer of 10 silver for 3 acres of Neutral-quality land;
An offer of 4 acres of Good-quality land for 21 silver;
And an offer of 5 acres of Neutral-quality land for 16 silver.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Lyrem takes the good quality land. “Hey. I’ve been looking for more land. This is a little…. Overpriced. Can you sell it to me for 10?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Are you trying to rob me‽"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“15.”
*I dont get it! The market earlier sold land for 5, and I rolled a 96! This time I rolled a 91*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*She's selling it for market price + 1 silver! Plus, this time you have more money. And it was a 94, not a 96.*
"20."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“16”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"19."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*OK*
I collect taxes.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“17?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Alright. Let me see how much silver you get.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"18. Take it or leave it."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“18.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"That's what I said. You gonna pay or not?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Since it looks like you haven't purchased any land other than what you started with, you only get 9 silver.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."