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Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from Bananer28046 >> Can I collect taxes? I'll check.
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Can I collect taxes?
Can I collect taxes?
I'll check.
Yep, you can collect taxes.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I collect taxes
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Quote from Bananer28046 >> I collect taxes.
I collect taxes.
*Please use punctuation.*
You collect 21 silver in taxes. What does Reeve Lyrem want to do now?
Lyrem goes back to the market to buy more land
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Lyrem goes back to the market to buy more land.
Lyrem goes back to the market to buy more land.
*Bro, punctuation! [gp]ing use it!*
Roll 1d100 to see what offers are available.
*Also, there are soldiers available for hire. They end up being a requirement later.*
*Sorry! How much are the soldiers? 74 *
Quote from Bananer28046 >> *Sorry! How much are the soldiers? 91 *
*Sorry! How much are the soldiers? 91 *
*1 silver per 10 soldiers, every 10 days.*
You find:
An offer of 3 acres of Breathtaking-quality land for 22 silver;
An offer of 15 acres of Poor-quality land for 16 silver;
An offer of 10 silver for 3 acres of Neutral-quality land;
An offer of 4 acres of Good-quality land for 21 silver;
And an offer of 5 acres of Neutral-quality land for 16 silver.
Lyrem takes the good quality land. “Hey. I’ve been looking for more land. This is a little…. Overpriced. Can you sell it to me for 10?”
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Lyrem takes the good quality land. “Hey. I’ve been looking for more land. This is a little…. Overpriced. Can you sell it to me for 10?”
"Are you trying to rob me‽"
“15.”
*I dont get it! The market earlier sold land for 5, and I rolled a 96! This time I rolled a 91*
Quote from Bananer28046 >> “15.” *I dont get it! The market earlier sold land for 5, and I rolled a 96! This time I rolled a 91*
*She's selling it for market price + 1 silver! Plus, this time you have more money. And it was a 94, not a 96.*
"20."
“16”
Quote from Bananer28046 >> “16.”
“16.”
"19."
Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from EJODM18604 >> Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from EJODM18604 >> "And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside. "TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout. *technically you're the tax collector.* *Um, how will i collect the taxes then?* *By collecting them from each acre of land that you oversee. You have to go door-to-door.*
Quote from EJODM18604 >> Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from EJODM18604 >> "And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside. "TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout. *technically you're the tax collector.* *Um, how will i collect the taxes then?*
Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from EJODM18604 >> "And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside. "TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout. *technically you're the tax collector.*
Quote from EJODM18604 >> "And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside. "TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout.
"And don't frighten the gardeners too much." i smile at them. Then, i walk off inside.
"TAX COLLECTORS!" I shout.
*technically you're the tax collector.*
*Um, how will i collect the taxes then?*
*By collecting them from each acre of land that you oversee. You have to go door-to-door.*
*OK*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from Bananer28046 >> “16.” "19."
“17?”
Quote from EJODM18604 >> *OK* I collect taxes.
Alright. Let me see how much silver you get.
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from Bananer28046 >> “16.” "19." “17?”
"18. Take it or leave it."
“18.”
Quote from Bananer28046 >> “18.”
"That's what I said. You gonna pay or not?"
Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> Quote from EJODM18604 >> *OK* I collect taxes. Alright. Let me see how much silver you get.
Since it looks like you haven't purchased any land other than what you started with, you only get 9 silver.
Yep, you can collect taxes.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I collect taxes
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Please use punctuation.*
You collect 21 silver in taxes. What does Reeve Lyrem want to do now?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Lyrem goes back to the market to buy more land
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Bro, punctuation! [gp]ing use it!*
Roll 1d100 to see what offers are available.
*Also, there are soldiers available for hire. They end up being a requirement later.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Sorry! How much are the soldiers? 74 *
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*1 silver per 10 soldiers, every 10 days.*
You find:
An offer of 3 acres of Breathtaking-quality land for 22 silver;
An offer of 15 acres of Poor-quality land for 16 silver;
An offer of 10 silver for 3 acres of Neutral-quality land;
An offer of 4 acres of Good-quality land for 21 silver;
And an offer of 5 acres of Neutral-quality land for 16 silver.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Lyrem takes the good quality land. “Hey. I’ve been looking for more land. This is a little…. Overpriced. Can you sell it to me for 10?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Are you trying to rob me‽"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“15.”
*I dont get it! The market earlier sold land for 5, and I rolled a 96! This time I rolled a 91*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*She's selling it for market price + 1 silver! Plus, this time you have more money. And it was a 94, not a 96.*
"20."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“16”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"19."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*OK*
I collect taxes.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“17?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Alright. Let me see how much silver you get.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"18. Take it or leave it."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“18.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"That's what I said. You gonna pay or not?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Since it looks like you haven't purchased any land other than what you started with, you only get 9 silver.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."