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I just held my breath for a minute and a half

 how??? 

 That parts easy, you have to get used to being uncomfortable. I've held my breath for over 4 minutes before. 

I have speedrunned having a relationship, It has lasted exactly 14 hours.

Teach us your secrets . . .  

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I just held my breath for a minute and a half

 how??? 

 That parts easy, you have to get used to being uncomfortable. I've held my breath for over 4 minutes before. 

I have speedrunned having a relationship, It has lasted exactly 14 hours.

 That’s a really short relationship!

I can’t think of anything weird I’ve done irl, but one time in D&D I polymorphed into a nycaloth and bluffed my way all the way into an archdevil’s throne room

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I just held my breath for a minute and a half

 how??? 

 That parts easy, you have to get used to being uncomfortable. I've held my breath for over 4 minutes before. 

I have speedrunned having a relationship, It has lasted exactly 14 hours.

Teach us your secrets . . .  

 Of breathing? or relationship?

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I just held my breath for a minute and a half

 how??? 

 That parts easy, you have to get used to being uncomfortable. I've held my breath for over 4 minutes before. 

I have speedrunned having a relationship, It has lasted exactly 14 hours.

Teach us your secrets . . .  

 Of breathing? or relationship?

Either! 

Okay so im going to do both

Relationship: I met a girl through a friend, we hanged out for three weeks, and I developed feelings. I asked her out, she said yes and then we were dating ... well I guess.

We went on a date 12 hours later, where I asked If I could hold her hand on the walk out. Well I can officialy say I dont understand having a relationship or how fast there supposed to go, cause she sent me a text about how were going too fast and she's not even ready for a relationship. (funnily enough an hour ago she sent a text about how she still likes me, so I have blocked her)

Breathing: First of all, Just be uncomfortable, thats the hardest part. After that learn how your diaphragm works and how to use it most effieciently and then just hold it ig

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Okay so im going to do both

Relationship: I met a girl through a friend, we hanged out for three weeks, and I developed feelings. I asked her out, she said yes and then we were dating ... well I guess.

We went on a date 12 hours later, where I asked If I could hold her hand on the walk out. Well I can officialy say I dont understand having a relationship or how fast there supposed to go, cause she sent me a text about how were going too fast and she's not even ready for a relationship. (funnily enough an hour ago she sent a text about how she still likes me, so I have blocked her)

Breathing: First of all, Just be uncomfortable, thats the hardest part. After that learn how your diaphragm works and how to use it most effieciently and then just hold it ig

 She just wasn’t ready to go so fast. That happens a lot. Don’t take it personally. She did say she still likes you.

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Okay so im going to do both

Relationship: I met a girl through a friend, we hanged out for three weeks, and I developed feelings. I asked her out, she said yes and then we were dating ... well I guess.

We went on a date 12 hours later, where I asked If I could hold her hand on the walk out. Well I can officialy say I dont understand having a relationship or how fast there supposed to go, cause she sent me a text about how were going too fast and she's not even ready for a relationship. (funnily enough an hour ago she sent a text about how she still likes me, so I have blocked her)

Breathing: First of all, Just be uncomfortable, thats the hardest part. After that learn how your diaphragm works and how to use it most effieciently and then just hold it ig

 She just wasn’t ready to go so fast. That happens a lot. Don’t take it personally. She did say she still likes you.

Yeah well, as cool as she was (She was a gymnast and really smart) she dumped me, and I really dont want to do the on again-off again thing. I would have been just fine if she had told me to go slowly, but she didnt want to date anymore. Thats not on me or her. But thats all in the past. 

Interesting on both counts. Thanks for sharing your story.

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Okay so im going to do both

Relationship: I met a girl through a friend, we hanged out for three weeks, and I developed feelings. I asked her out, she said yes and then we were dating ... well I guess.

We went on a date 12 hours later, where I asked If I could hold her hand on the walk out. Well I can officialy say I dont understand having a relationship or how fast there supposed to go, cause she sent me a text about how were going too fast and she's not even ready for a relationship. (funnily enough an hour ago she sent a text about how she still likes me, so I have blocked her)

Breathing: First of all, Just be uncomfortable, thats the hardest part. After that learn how your diaphragm works and how to use it most effieciently and then just hold it ig

 She just wasn’t ready to go so fast. That happens a lot. Don’t take it personally. She did say she still likes you.

Yeah well, as cool as she was (She was a gymnast and really smart) she dumped me, and I really dont want to do the on again-off again thing. I would have been just fine if she had told me to go slowly, but she didnt want to date anymore. Thats not on me or her. But thats all in the past. 

 Ok. That makes sense.

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I won against my brother at a game of sniper battleship

(you go to the shooting range and shoot battleship circles from very far away to win, Thanks paco for the inspiration)

 yw!

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I went to a shooting range twice over the span of two days and both times I completely missed the target from around 10 meters away.

 That is honestly impressive. 

 ty ty. it's a talent I suppose

I've never been on a roller coaster before

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I've never been on a roller coaster before

 I've been on every roller coaster at the nearest Six Flags except for the Firebird and the tiny little kid rides.

Is this just a bragging thread? I’ll go. I’m making a snow sculpture of a random animal on the deck. I’m calling him Glacius Prince of Ice.

Ive managed to piss of 20 girls in the span of 2 days.

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Ive managed to piss of 20 girls in the span of 2 days.

 How did you even???

I’ve never done it, but get into a pack of girls and insult them.

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I’ve never done it, but get into a pack of girls and insult them.

 Nope. There was a girl who recorded me and my girlfriend back in grade school and then posted it without our consent. I proceeded to ask nicely to take it down and she didnt. Then since she had a sprained leg and needed Crutches, I called her IHOP and because of her teeth Buckteeth and more. (not my proudest moment). I then had a girl who liked me tell me so, and I said I had a girlfriend, and she got mad at me. Then both of there friend groups yelled at me after school and I roasted the absolute heck out of them That was about 15 girls. Then the next day, a couple of girls said "Ooooh the cool kids, I hate those Bastards" (their words not mine) and I stopped my bike and Proceeded to chew them out for that.

so in short, Go to 3 different groups of girls and insult them simultaneously.

I am ruler of a kingdom that has TWELVE citizens.

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I am ruler of a kingdom that has TWELVE citizens.

 IRL?

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I am ruler of a kingdom that has TWELVE citizens.

 IRL?

 Technically, yes. Some of my friends declared me King.

Can't remember if 12 is the exact number, but close enough.