has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I cast wish at 9th level to erase the world from existins
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has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I give some mercy since you're drunk, but point out you're supposed to kill people in ways related to that person's profile. I then take you out into the sun to give you a detailed PowerPoint on the subject, causing you to shrivel up due to your sunlight sensitivity as a lunar dwarf.
You realize that your scythe is to heavy, and whilst holding it above your head, it falls and beheads you.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
You got knocked out by a club. Right? Noooo... a mace? Flail? Well, it doesn't matter, you are here. And whist here, you are chained to a chair, listening to liquids flowing and bubbling, metal scraping, sparks flying. You worry. You worry in a way you never expected, although it is to late. I walk up to you, smiling, cackling. I nail you to the chair, yet you still live. And I take out a drum gun, cackling even more wildly. I do not use it, yet. I melt the nails in your flesh, keeping you just barely alive. You squirm and scream, yet no one can or will help you. So I raise my gun, and smile much, much wider, cackling like never before, and I aim at at you, firing rapidly as your body is torn apart by the bullets. The last thing you see is a bloody poster of a small kobold on my wall >:3c
Sadly, you forgot cats have nine lives. Now on my seventh life, I rise up from the chair and insert a malware into your cpu. Have fun! :)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I slip purple worm poison into your alcohol
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
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Please tell me what you think!
I swat you with a fly swatter till you die
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I mind control you and force you to break the demonic pact you made causing your devil to torch you.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
I cast wish at 9th level to erase the world from existins
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
nuh uh
I cast mend butt crack.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
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Please tell me what you think!
I counterspell with fire ball
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
I give some mercy since you're drunk, but point out you're supposed to kill people in ways related to that person's profile. I then take you out into the sun to give you a detailed PowerPoint on the subject, causing you to shrivel up due to your sunlight sensitivity as a lunar dwarf.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Assuming you are your pfp, you eat a nuke
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What’s this? I coated your clothing with lethal bug repellent?
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
THRI-KREENS AREN'T JUST BUGS!!!
I hit you over the head with a barrel of alcohol!
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Please tell me what you think!
A mosquito tries to suck your blood until it realizes that you are a BUG too...
But you still contract malaria.
Me Like
monks, Invincible, Arcane, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, Terraria, Eragon, Scythe, Robert Langdon, comic books, manga, anime and more. :P
Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
A demon kills you
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND and am looking for a group. See my website here. A proud member of kingdoms and crowns.
Someone covers your cloak in Explosive Glyphs of Warding.
Have fun...:)
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What’s this? Your clothes were replaced by a mimic?
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
This forum is a mimic.
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Please tell me what you think!
The world is a mimic.
You fall into your own abyss and begin having an existential crisis
Me Like
monks, Invincible, Arcane, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, Terraria, Eragon, Scythe, Robert Langdon, comic books, manga, anime and more. :P
Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
You realize that your scythe is to heavy, and whilst holding it above your head, it falls and beheads you.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
You got knocked out by a club. Right? Noooo... a mace? Flail? Well, it doesn't matter, you are here. And whist here, you are chained to a chair, listening to liquids flowing and bubbling, metal scraping, sparks flying. You worry. You worry in a way you never expected, although it is to late. I walk up to you, smiling, cackling. I nail you to the chair, yet you still live. And I take out a drum gun, cackling even more wildly. I do not use it, yet. I melt the nails in your flesh, keeping you just barely alive. You squirm and scream, yet no one can or will help you. So I raise my gun, and smile much, much wider, cackling like never before, and I aim at at you, firing rapidly as your body is torn apart by the bullets. The last thing you see is a bloody poster of a small kobold on my wall >:3c
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sadly, you forgot cats have nine lives. Now on my seventh life, I rise up from the chair and insert a malware into your cpu. Have fun! :)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives