500 Ways To Die (in D&D)

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

 Sig but long ^w^

 Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025

'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026

 💛🤍💜🖤  🩷💛💙

Salem has dubbed me  Fellow Pancake of The Fox.

Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.

I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

 Sig but long ^w^

 Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025

'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026

 💛🤍💜🖤  🩷💛💙

Salem has dubbed me  Fellow Pancake of The Fox.

Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.

I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

 Sig but long ^w^

 Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025

'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026

 💛🤍💜🖤  🩷💛💙

Salem has dubbed me  Fellow Pancake of The Fox.

Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.

I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"Why do I have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated
The cityscape escapes you with a sound, it's delineated"

extended sig(click it) :3