500 Ways To Die (in D&D)

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.

extended sig(click it) :3

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

(>call me void for it is what i am<)

(|he/him|)

"The void is a mouth crying to be filled, a blank mind aching for thought, a cavity desperate for shape."

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