He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
228. Quoting Steven He at an Ancient Red Dragon (Yes, I did this. Yes, I died.)
Edit: I forgot the most important detail! The quote was "I'm gonna get six-pack abs by kicking your ass!" I may have had to roll up a new character, but it was worth it!
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
235 - After displeasing the goblins, light yourself on fire and add gunpowder.
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
239. Trying to parley with the gang we stole from...
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
241. As a cleric with multiple personality disorder, believing one of your personalities is your god and summoning yourself. Party won't hesitate if there's a raving Cthulhu in the middle of the clearing, even if it's you.
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
226. Forgetting your character is not Amphibious.
He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
227. Copy -> Paste your post.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
228. Quoting Steven He at an Ancient Red Dragon (Yes, I did this. Yes, I died.)
Edit: I forgot the most important detail! The quote was "I'm gonna get six-pack abs by kicking your ass!" I may have had to roll up a new character, but it was worth it!
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
229: "I'm gonna cast lightning bolt, get out of the water!"
"Eh? Can you say that ag--" *fails the Dex save, absolute electrocution*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
230. Become a Locathah, Cast Control Winds over me just to test if I could survive a sudden Sand Storm..................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
231. "Wait, fu-" - last words of my wizard after putting a bag of holding into his Heward's Handy Haversack
232 Say hi to a tarrasque at level 2
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Mouth off to an ancient dragon.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
234. Anger Greg the Sorcerer from accounting
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
235 - After displeasing the goblins, light yourself on fire and add gunpowder.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
236, fight a mind flayer riding a beholder
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
237. Despite their warnings, you drank the potion seller’s strongest disassociative
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
238 DIE!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
239. Trying to parley with the gang we stole from...
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
240. Attempting to seduce an ancient red dragon you stole from
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
241. As a cleric with multiple personality disorder, believing one of your personalities is your god and summoning yourself. Party won't hesitate if there's a raving Cthulhu in the middle of the clearing, even if it's you.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
242 Fighting the universe (42 for life!)
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
243. Deciding that jumping off the cliff into the impossibly deep hole was better than going to prison. Your also out of spell slots.
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
244. Trying to pick a fight with the elderly, kind-hearted Goliath blacksmith everyone in the town loves
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
245: dying!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.