The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 30 Damage: 9
Attack: 15 Damage: 12
Attack: 24 Damage: 13
Attack: 28 Damage: 9
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 15 Damage: 16
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 29 Damage: 13
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 17 Damage: 11
Attack: 31 Damage: 8
Attack: 29 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 20 Damage: 13
What the h***?! What attack roll modifiers do you have on the handaxes and that Greatsword?!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 17 Damage: 11
Attack: 31 Damage: 8
Attack: 29 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 20 Damage: 13
What the h***?! What attack roll modifiers do you have on handaxes and that Greatsword?!
I have a Belt of Storm Giant Strength. Also 13 and 10 respectively.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 17 Damage: 11
Attack: 31 Damage: 8
Attack: 29 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 20 Damage: 13
What the h***?! What attack roll modifiers do you have on handaxes and that Greatsword?!
You can check by looking at his posts and scrolling to the one where he rolled. He had +13 with the handaxes, and +10 with the vorpal sword along with advantage.
Well, I'm glad I'm not getting attacked by Ejo! ...I'm not gonna get attacked by Ejo, right?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The only main thing is that your speed is 0 right now due to you failing the Strength Save, but that shouldn't be an issue since you're right next to me.
Then I slash with my longsword I guess.
To hit: 13
Does that hit?
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 17 Damage: 11
Attack: 31 Damage: 8
Attack: 29 Damage: 8
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 20 Damage: 13
What the h***?! What attack roll modifiers do you have on handaxes and that Greatsword?!
You can check by looking at his posts and scrolling to the one where he rolled. He had +13 with the handaxes, and +10 with the vorpal sword along with advantage.
Well, I'm glad I'm not getting attacked by Ejo! ...I'm not gonna get attacked by Ejo, right?
Eventually you are }:-)
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
I'm casting Wish to change Ejo's brain into that of a peaceful sheep. That doesn't know how to use swords, or guns for that matter.
I take the role of the person to twist your wish. There's no twist, unless you count now having to serve under my command as I am now your patron.
A loud gibbering pile of mouths? What powers do you bring to the table. (Announcer in the back room) "Welcome to another episode of Warlock Tank. Where patrons try to get a warlock to join their team!" Totally not a rip-off of shark tank that I watched way to much of.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm casting Wish to change Ejo's brain into that of a peaceful sheep. That doesn't know how to use swords, or guns for that matter.
I take the role of the person to twist your wish. There's no twist, unless you count now having to serve under my command as I am now your patron.
A loud gibbering pile of mouths? What powers do you bring to the table. (Announcer in the back room) "Welcome to another episode of Warlock Tank. Where patrons try to get a warlock to join their team!" Totally not a rip-off of shark tank that I watched way to much of.
You can manipulate the fabric of space and time, drive people insane with your gibbering, have multiple souls inside of you at the same time, and overall have a really cool patron.
But either way, you have no choice soooooooo
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Nope.
Ejo's turn.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Whitlock charges at Elk. If he can't get to him he throws his +3 handaxes at him.
Attack: 30 Damage: 9
Attack: 15 Damage: 12
Attack: 24 Damage: 13
Attack: 28 Damage: 9
If he can, then he attacks 4 times with his Vorpal Greatsword.
Attack: 15 Damage: 16
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 29 Damage: 13
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
What the h***?! What attack roll modifiers do you have on the handaxes and that Greatsword?!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I have a Belt of Storm Giant Strength. Also 13 and 10 respectively.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
You can check by looking at his posts and scrolling to the one where he rolled. He had +13 with the handaxes, and +10 with the vorpal sword along with advantage.
Well, I'm glad I'm not getting attacked by Ejo! ...I'm not gonna get attacked by Ejo, right?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I once had a fighter who had a +18 on his flail, you're lucky.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
Eventually you are }:-)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
I'm casting Wish to change Ejo's brain into that of a peaceful sheep. That doesn't know how to use swords, or guns for that matter.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
I take the role of the person to twist your wish. There's no twist, unless you count now having to serve under my command as I am now your patron.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
A loud gibbering pile of mouths? What powers do you bring to the table. (Announcer in the back room) "Welcome to another episode of Warlock Tank. Where patrons try to get a warlock to join their team!" Totally not a rip-off of shark tank that I watched way to much of.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
Need to get thread locked so I win.
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
I win!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
You can manipulate the fabric of space and time, drive people insane with your gibbering, have multiple souls inside of you at the same time, and overall have a really cool patron.
But either way, you have no choice soooooooo
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I will ban you all.
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
Then I win :)
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
Nuh-uh!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Double nuh-uh!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_negative
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I mean triple nuh-uh!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
ooga booga