*Just remembered this thread, reviving it cause I feel like it and it was fun*
I'm offering the Thread Necromancy staff for 13,000 Gold. Just bonk a thread with it and it'll come back to life! Of course it could just die right after, but you never know until you try! Not your average thread necromancy either! Now you can just do it with a stick I found in the forest!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I am selling the "Brick Console" spell for 500gp. Why so much, I had to break into Nintendo to get it. When you cast it on someone, it bricks their Switch 2.
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Aarakocra Fighter / Sorcerer / Ranger (Subject to change due to reality glitching.) I have been playing D&D for quite a while now (Since fall 2023) and I own a few (a very large number that I have lost count of) dice. I am a retro gaming enthusiast and I own 14 game systems and more than 50 video games (GUESS DUE TO LOSING COUNT AFTER BUYING TOO MANY). Founder of the cult that worships Tiamat for no reason and owner of an original XBOX.
Currant delight: Black currants, cinnamon, raspberry, nutmeg, and oats.
Cinnamon apple: Apples, cinnamon, brandy, brown sugar, and raisins.
Mixed fruit: Dried cranberries, peaches, blueberries, apples, and cinnamon.
Side affects may include. Sickness, seizures, intense pain, weakness, addiction, apathy, hallucinations, nightmares, magically induced sleep, regret, sorrow, draining of life, several flaws, a feeling of dread, the inability to wait, exhaustion, visions of death, death, and m,ore. (For more information, buy more pastries.)
The economist's worst nightmare is a staff, and when bonked onto the ground, magically lowers the price of all items to five gold. No item may be sold for five gold so long as the staff exists thereafter. The concept of money must henceforth be frozen in ones mind, so it is impossible to make gold extremely valuable, as it is still just gold. The concept of bargaining is from now on considered barbaric and subhuman, and all those who practice it considered monsters, robbing us of our true currency of gold. When the economist's worst nightmare is destroyed, these effects vanish after one minute. The economist's worst nightmare can only be destroyed by exposing it to the cold vacuum of the Astral Plane.
The Economist's Worst Nightmare! Get 'em while they're hot! Selling now for only 100 GP! You can buy however many you want, we'll supply them to you!
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Currant delight: Black currants, cinnamon, raspberry, nutmeg, and oats.
Cinnamon apple: Apples, cinnamon, brandy, brown sugar, and raisins.
Mixed fruit: Dried cranberries, peaches, blueberries, apples, and cinnamon.
Side affects may include. Sickness, seizures, intense pain, weakness, addiction, apathy, hallucinations, nightmares, magically induced sleep, regret, sorrow, draining of life, several flaws, a feeling of dread, the inability to wait, exhaustion, visions of death, death, and m,ore. (For more information, buy more pastries.)
Currant delight: Black currants, cinnamon, raspberry, nutmeg, and oats.
Cinnamon apple: Apples, cinnamon, brandy, brown sugar, and raisins.
Mixed fruit: Dried cranberries, peaches, blueberries, apples, and cinnamon.
Side affects may include. Sickness, seizures, intense pain, weakness, addiction, apathy, hallucinations, nightmares, magically induced sleep, regret, sorrow, draining of life, several flaws, a feeling of dread, the inability to wait, exhaustion, visions of death, death, and m,ore. (For more information, buy more pastries.)
Here are the flavors Gibber
Oh I already have those! I'll take 1 of each flavor!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Anyways, I'm now selling Gottem' Pieces. Gottem' Pieces are nearly identical to actual Gold Pieces and if you give them to someone asking for GP then they probably won't realize until you're far, far away. One Gottem' Piece costs 5 Gold Pieces, and I am currently working on versions for silver, copper, platinum and electrum. Go ahead, change the main form of currency! See if I care! I'll just make more, more, MORE!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
HAHA, you think you can get a quiet cat for that amount, you ASH
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
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I'm a swindler looking to sell magic clothes to nearby emporers. Only smart people fit for their office can see them. I'm looking for 100 gp.
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
*Just remembered this thread, reviving it cause I feel like it and it was fun*
I'm offering the Thread Necromancy staff for 13,000 Gold. Just bonk a thread with it and it'll come back to life! Of course it could just die right after, but you never know until you try! Not your average thread necromancy either! Now you can just do it with a stick I found in the forest!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Interesting I'll consider your offer.
I am selling the "Brick Console" spell for 500gp. Why so much, I had to break into Nintendo to get it. When you cast it on someone, it bricks their Switch 2.
Aarakocra Fighter / Sorcerer / Ranger (Subject to change due to reality glitching.) I have been playing D&D for quite a while now (Since fall 2023) and I own a few (a very large number that I have lost count of) dice. I am a retro gaming enthusiast and I own 14 game systems and more than 50 video games (GUESS DUE TO LOSING COUNT AFTER BUYING TOO MANY). Founder of the cult that worships Tiamat for no reason and owner of an original XBOX.
I am selling Dream Pastries for 1GP flavors provided upon request!
I am Selling Nightmare Biscuits for 0.6 gold each, flavors are Despair, Solitude, Hatred, Guilt, and more! Buy 665 and get one more free!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I'll buy some! 2 Hatred, 2 solitude, and one despair!
Alright, thanks! With all the gold I just got I'll buy 3 Dream Pastries, please! I'd like to know the flavors first, though.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Alright!
Currant delight: Black currants, cinnamon, raspberry, nutmeg, and oats.
Cinnamon apple: Apples, cinnamon, brandy, brown sugar, and raisins.
Mixed fruit: Dried cranberries, peaches, blueberries, apples, and cinnamon.
Side affects may include. Sickness, seizures, intense pain, weakness, addiction, apathy, hallucinations, nightmares, magically induced sleep, regret, sorrow, draining of life, several flaws, a feeling of dread, the inability to wait, exhaustion, visions of death, death, and m,ore. (For more information, buy more pastries.)
Aha! I have done it! I offer upon you...
The Economist's Worst Nightmare!
The economist's worst nightmare is a staff, and when bonked onto the ground, magically lowers the price of all items to five gold. No item may be sold for five gold so long as the staff exists thereafter. The concept of money must henceforth be frozen in ones mind, so it is impossible to make gold extremely valuable, as it is still just gold. The concept of bargaining is from now on considered barbaric and subhuman, and all those who practice it considered monsters, robbing us of our true currency of gold. When the economist's worst nightmare is destroyed, these effects vanish after one minute. The economist's worst nightmare can only be destroyed by exposing it to the cold vacuum of the Astral Plane.
The Economist's Worst Nightmare! Get 'em while they're hot! Selling now for only 100 GP! You can buy however many you want, we'll supply them to you!
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
I examine the Economist's Worst Nightmare and test it out. I'll take it for five GP!
You bargainer! You despicable beast!
Edit: Oh wait I get it
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am selling "magic" for 5 gold per individual square inch, to a total of 467.5 gold! What do I mean by '"magic"' you ask? Well buy it and find out!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Here are the flavors Gibber
Oh I already have those! I'll take 1 of each flavor!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Perfect! 15 GP to me!
Anyways, I'm now selling Gottem' Pieces. Gottem' Pieces are nearly identical to actual Gold Pieces and if you give them to someone asking for GP then they probably won't realize until you're far, far away. One Gottem' Piece costs 5 Gold Pieces, and I am currently working on versions for silver, copper, platinum and electrum. Go ahead, change the main form of currency! See if I care! I'll just make more, more, MORE!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am selling Hettie for the low price of 10,000,000 PP
This Hettie
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Bonk's the ground. "I'll take it for 5 GP!"
HAHA, you think you can get a quiet cat for that amount, you ASH
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber