NO! 2385 gold, or you can trade me something of equal value.
Fine, you've forced my hand. I hoped it wouldn't come to this...
2 gold!
(I just got the Avatar the Last Airbender reference, and now I seriously wish I hadn't XD)
Sorry buddy, but that's still a no.
*Wait did I just accidentally reference something? I've never watched a second of Avatar lol*
I guess it's time. All of my training, all of my power, it climaxes now...
3 GOLD!!!!!!!!!
How the h*** do you accidentally reference something that accurately?
NO!!!
I have no (gp)ing idea.
YES!!!!! CRUMBLE BEFORE MY EXPERT BARGAINING POWER!
2385 gold (or trade me an item of equal value) or no deal!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
NO! 2385 gold, or you can trade me something of equal value.
Fine, you've forced my hand. I hoped it wouldn't come to this...
2 gold!
(I just got the Avatar the Last Airbender reference, and now I seriously wish I hadn't XD)
Sorry buddy, but that's still a no.
*Wait did I just accidentally reference something? I've never watched a second of Avatar lol*
I guess it's time. All of my training, all of my power, it climaxes now...
3 GOLD!!!!!!!!!
How the h*** do you accidentally reference something that accurately?
NO!!!
I have no (gp)ing idea.
YES!!!!! CRUMBLE BEFORE MY EXPERT BARGAINING POWER!
2385 gold (or trade me an item of equal value) or no deal!
I offer... *Scoops up something* a singular molecule of dirt!
I offer 2000 gold and the assasination of gibber.
Gibber may be annoying, but I don't require their assassination. No deal!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
If you take Pug's deal, fine. Guess I won't offer my 10th-level spell scroll.
Wait, that's illegal!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I am selling The Spider Slayer's Spear, which requires attunement, for 375 gold, 241 silver and 9 copper.
Deals an extra 3d8 radiant damage to any creature that could be perceived as a spider or as spider-like (ettercops, giant and normal spiders, drivers, steeders, etc).
(totally not) Cursed: while attuned to this item, it causes the summoning of (1d3)d100 normal spiders every 2d3 hours, which increases by 1d100 for every level the player has. The spiders appear in random places, always know the approximate location, ± ~5 feet for every 30 feet away from the player, and will do everything they can to try and kill said player. In addition, the player gains arachnophobia, and gains the frightened condition whenever they see a spider, regardless of whether it's real or just an image/illusion. This curse can only be removed if the spear is permanently destroyed by: a wish spell, a deity, or the acid from a black Great Wyrm.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I am selling The Spider Slayer's Spear, which requires attunement, for 375 gold, 241 silver and 9 copper.
Deals an extra 3d8 radiant damage to any creature that could be perceived as a spider or as spider-like (ettercops, giant and normal spiders, drivers, steeders, etc).
Excuse me but with seems a bit subjective. Especially if someone isn't completely right in the head and perceives most things as spiders in one way or another.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Have you ever wanted infinite food? Tired of only eating mayonnaise and good berries?
Try magic potatoes! This indestructible potato will create a mundane potato in an adjacent location when unobserved. It can also create mundane potatoes adjacent to potatoes, so long as their is an unbroken chain of spuds between, and the empty space where the potato is to form is not currently observed.
For the low low price of 100 gold, feed your peasant rail guns and magic stone throwing orphans!
I am selling The Spider Slayer's Spear, which requires attunement, for 375 gold, 241 silver and 9 copper.
Deals an extra 3d8 radiant damage to any creature that could be perceived as a spider or as spider-like (ettercops, giant and normal spiders, drivers, steeders, etc).
Excuse me but with seems a bit subjective. Especially if someone isn't completely right in the head and perceives most things as spiders in one way or another.
While that is true, most people like that either can't afford it or aren't interested.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
For the price of 500,000 gp, your soul, and your verbal and written agreement to be my warlock for the rest of time, these wonderful magic sickles could be yours!
Death's Sickles
Weapon (sickles), artifact (requires attunement)
You have a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with these magic weapons.
These sickles radiate deathly power so strong that just being near them is enough to make any normal mortal sick. On a hit, this pair of sickles deals 8d4 slashing damage and 12d4 necrotic damage each, and if the creature hit is an Undead, the necrotic damage becomes radiant damage. This damage can't be healed by any means short of a Power Word Heal spell. On a critical hit, any creature touched by the sickles must succeed on a DC 28 Constitution saving throw or die immediately. Any creature killed in this way has its soul ripped from its body and sent straight to the Underworld.
As a bonus action, you can shift the sickles into either hand knives or a double bladed glaive. The hand knives function as unarmed strikes that deal slashing damage, and the glaive has 10 feet to reach as well as the option to make another attack with it whenever you take the Attack action on your turn. You can also shift either of these two weapons back into the sickles as a bonus action.
Proficiency with sickles allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with them.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I am selling a wonderful bottle of Despair! Now, this might be strange to non fey, but shadow fey looove the taste of emotions, they drink it like wine. Pure despair, from a memory harvested 10 years ago! Was saving it for a special occasion but…
philter of despair (potion)
rarity: rare
a non fey creature that drinks The filter of despair is overcome by guilt, sadness, and melancholy for one minute. During this time, they not only experience the memory the philter was extracted from, but they also must make a DC 19 charisma saving throw at the start of their turn or break down crying and become incapacitated until the start of their next turn. After the one minute, a creature becomes more confident as their good emotions flood back to them all at once, giving them immunity to the frightened and charmed condition for 24 hours.
300 gold for a bottle! And I sell these things a lot, so you can all buy up to ten each!
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2385 gold (or trade me an item of equal value) or no deal!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
How about my contacts of true sight?
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
I offer... *Scoops up something* a singular molecule of dirt!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I offer 2000 gold and the assasination of gibber.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Gibber may be annoying, but I don't require their assassination. No deal!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
2300, more than gibber will ever offer.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
If you take Pug's deal, fine. Guess I won't offer my 10th-level spell scroll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wait, that's illegal!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Pug offered to assassinate me. That's illegal, too. :)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
New item... check the link.
Figurine of wondrous power(Pugga)
Price? 60000 GP, Puggas are overpowered.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Oh we talking about illegal scrolls now? I have a 12th level scroll of Infinite Death.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
100 gp, hire a Demoman pug
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I am selling The Spider Slayer's Spear, which requires attunement, for 375 gold, 241 silver and 9 copper.
Deals an extra 3d8 radiant damage to any creature that could be perceived as a spider or as spider-like (ettercops, giant and normal spiders, drivers, steeders, etc).
(totally not) Cursed: while attuned to this item, it causes the summoning of (1d3)d100 normal spiders every 2d3 hours, which increases by 1d100 for every level the player has. The spiders appear in random places, always know the approximate location, ± ~5 feet for every 30 feet away from the player, and will do everything they can to try and kill said player. In addition, the player gains arachnophobia, and gains the frightened condition whenever they see a spider, regardless of whether it's real or just an image/illusion. This curse can only be removed if the spear is permanently destroyed by: a wish spell, a deity, or the acid from a black Great Wyrm.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Excuse me but with seems a bit subjective. Especially if someone isn't completely right in the head and perceives most things as spiders in one way or another.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
good point.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Magical Potato
Legendary Magic Vegetable
Have you ever wanted infinite food? Tired of only eating mayonnaise and good berries?
Try magic potatoes! This indestructible potato will create a mundane potato in an adjacent location when unobserved. It can also create mundane potatoes adjacent to potatoes, so long as their is an unbroken chain of spuds between, and the empty space where the potato is to form is not currently observed.
For the low low price of 100 gold, feed your peasant rail guns and magic stone throwing orphans!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
While that is true, most people like that either can't afford it or aren't interested.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
the
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
For the price of 500,000 gp, your soul, and your verbal and written agreement to be my warlock for the rest of time, these wonderful magic sickles could be yours!
Death's Sickles
Weapon (sickles), artifact (requires attunement)
You have a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with these magic weapons.
These sickles radiate deathly power so strong that just being near them is enough to make any normal mortal sick. On a hit, this pair of sickles deals 8d4 slashing damage and 12d4 necrotic damage each, and if the creature hit is an Undead, the necrotic damage becomes radiant damage. This damage can't be healed by any means short of a Power Word Heal spell. On a critical hit, any creature touched by the sickles must succeed on a DC 28 Constitution saving throw or die immediately. Any creature killed in this way has its soul ripped from its body and sent straight to the Underworld.
As a bonus action, you can shift the sickles into either hand knives or a double bladed glaive. The hand knives function as unarmed strikes that deal slashing damage, and the glaive has 10 feet to reach as well as the option to make another attack with it whenever you take the Attack action on your turn. You can also shift either of these two weapons back into the sickles as a bonus action.
Proficiency with sickles allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with them.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I am selling a wonderful bottle of Despair! Now, this might be strange to non fey, but shadow fey looove the taste of emotions, they drink it like wine. Pure despair, from a memory harvested 10 years ago! Was saving it for a special occasion but…
philter of despair (potion)
rarity: rare
a non fey creature that drinks The filter of despair is overcome by guilt, sadness, and melancholy for one minute. During this time, they not only experience the memory the philter was extracted from, but they also must make a DC 19 charisma saving throw at the start of their turn or break down crying and become incapacitated until the start of their next turn. After the one minute, a creature becomes more confident as their good emotions flood back to them all at once, giving them immunity to the frightened and charmed condition for 24 hours.
300 gold for a bottle! And I sell these things a lot, so you can all buy up to ten each!