Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
You get a worm that has been in a kiln for 6 months.
I wish for a fish.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
you get the fish but its the size of a water bear (look it up if you don't know)
I wish for a perfect cinnamon pretzel
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
your back doesn't hurt in the morning now it hurts in the afternoon and evening
i wish that henceforth and forever more we may twist ozark's wishes
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
You no longer have carpal tunnel syndrome, you now have arthritis.
I wish that my current campaign I'm running is fun for my players.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
it ends and then a new one exactly the same except without you starts
I wish for dot
PM me the word tomato
You get a line.
I wish for a dodecahedron.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
you get a d12 that only rolls bad for you and good for your enemies
I wish for a hot worm
PM me the word tomato
You get a worm that has been in a kiln for 6 months.
I wish for a fish.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
you get the fish but its the size of a water bear (look it up if you don't know)
I wish for a perfect cinnamon pretzel
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
Wish granted. You are now a perfect cinnamon pretzel.
I wish for Kool-Aid to not exist.
PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Check out my homebrew.
I love dragons.
Granted, the ingredients for Kool-aid no longer exist. Including water.
I wish for control.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
you gain control of a sentient car but lose control of all bodily functions and thus start spreading bodily fluids everywhere you go.
i wish to wish that i have more wishes
In God I Trust
Granted. You can wish for nothing but one cheese puff and you can do that 4 times.
I wish for world domination of earth.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
you have dominion but a massive mutiny breaks out killing you and everyone you love but not in that order.
i wish that henceforth no one can twist the wish ever again
In God I Trust
Granted.No-one can twist YOUR wish ever again. Therefore you can no longer post here.
I wish to allow Ozark to wish again.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
granted i can wish but once again my wish that no one can twist my wish but i can wish stays in affect
i wish for fish (haha no one can twist my wish)
In God I Trust
Granted, but all your past wishes are null and void and The Fish is mutated and has arms and legs and wishes for your death
Also my wish
I wish my back would stop hurting every morning
your back doesn't hurt in the morning now it hurts in the afternoon and evening
i wish that henceforth and forever more we may twist ozark's wishes
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
Ninja'ed
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Hey, thats better than what it is already, it hurts all day as of now, i was born with back problems and it does not help that i deadlift
Also, Granted, but your wish may never be effected by any future posts
and my wish is that i dont have carpel tunnel anymore
You no longer have carpal tunnel syndrome, you now have arthritis.
I wish that my current campaign I'm running is fun for my players.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Well cant be too bad, i already am genetically pre despossed to it.
Granted but you become 100% miserable and think they hate it
Hey that's pretty much how I am now.
I wish to be able to talk to animals
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
You cant speak it well so you accidently say something bad to them and they kill you
I wish for 1 piece of 1 foot piece of grass to be gone.
PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Check out my homebrew.
I love dragons.