a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
GRANTED everyone finds you puns to be the best there is.
I wish for a a dream weaver class in DND that is not hombrew
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you get a dreamweaver class, locked behind an atrociously large paywall
i wish to get accepted to all of the colleges i applied for
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted. You just clicked space a lot. So you get space. The crushing, icy-cold, soul-sucking vacuum of space. Have fun freezing up there.
I wish for nail polish
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted. You just clicked space a lot. So you get space. The crushing, icy-cold, soul-sucking vacuum of space. Have fun freezing up there.
I wish for nail polish
Granted. You now have the shiniest nails in creation. You are blinded just looking at them and now can no longer see them at all. Bonus twist: Just before losing your sight, you learn you were born in Poland and that therefore every part of you is, in fact, Polish. (Not necessarily a bad second twist, but still a twist).
I wish for a horror hammer, so I can hammer horror in the morning, hammer horror in the evening, all over this land.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
The spellbook is a sentient egomaniac who corrects your spelling with the air of superiority only found in the British.
I wish that a donation of one billion dollars in australian currency would be transferred into my bank account, without it or any of its effects/usages incurring a second look or any suspicion from anyone or anything.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
You get ponced on by the company known as 'Anyone', they steal all of your money, and your life
I wish for 'anyone' to get murdered
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and sometimes Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
for any random person, they might call someone they don't know anyone, as such, "anyone" differs from perspective, so as people think of random people, they disappear, until there's only one person left, ME
I wish for mass revival of EVERYONE who died in the last 24 hours
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
It back fires and they are all babies and still stuck wherever they were at. meaning some might as well just die twice.
I wish to finally know what my friends character E looks like
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I don't understand this too much so I'm just going to have your friend's character shoot you.
I wish for roblox to go back to before the schlep drama, and actually fix things instead of adding updates that are completely useless and benefit the "bad actors" while ruining the quality of life of regular players.
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The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
Granted, your hand begins to permanently uncontrollably shake.
I wish for mint chocolate cookies.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
It is wait saying its moldy is boring... ah the mint is poison.
now I am going to restate my last wish. to have it make more sense.
I wish to know what the physical appearance of a character is like, of which this character dons the name of E, and is made by a friend that plays this character. this being must be the "true form E" appearance as it has been dubbed. knowing this cannot cause me any harm both mental and physical, nor can it cause harm to this friend. it must be this specific character and you cannot say that this friend made another, nor can you say it is just a letter in any alphabet. if this list of rules is confusing then let someone else try to twist it.
and no rage guy I cannot be shoot nor can the friend shoot in any way shape or form.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You learn what this character known as E looks like. But it's a very brief flash of the image of E, and now your memories of it are so fuzzy you can't discern anything more than their general color scheme.
I wish for people to no longer forget people's pronouns.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
It works, but now everybody calls everybody the wrong pronouns, and remember those ones...
I wish for more gender friendly pronouns in English
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and sometimes Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
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Granted you have done a bit to much work and the one-shot is now a long several months long campeign
I wish for there to be more pride flags with beautiful color schemes.
(not saying they are not beautiful but just a few extra ones that look equally as nice.)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, but they disappear before a full year has past, because, as everyone knows, pride goeth before the fall!
I wish others here would come up with puns even worse than mine!
GRANTED everyone finds you puns to be the best there is.
I wish for a a dream weaver class in DND that is not hombrew
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you get a dreamweaver class, locked behind an atrociously large paywall
i wish to get accepted to all of the colleges i applied for
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
you get accepted to all the colleges, but because of nefarious events, you are unable to attend
I wish for: " "
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Granted. You just clicked space a lot. So you get space. The crushing, icy-cold, soul-sucking vacuum of space. Have fun freezing up there.
I wish for nail polish
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted. You now have the shiniest nails in creation. You are blinded just looking at them and now can no longer see them at all. Bonus twist: Just before losing your sight, you learn you were born in Poland and that therefore every part of you is, in fact, Polish. (Not necessarily a bad second twist, but still a twist).
I wish for a horror hammer, so I can hammer horror in the morning, hammer horror in the evening, all over this land.
you get a horror hammer. it hammers you and then goes to horrer hammers in the morning, horror hammers in the evening, all over this land.
I wish for a piece of pumpernickel bread.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
it is moldy.
I want MOSS
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You get Memes Of Stupid Society
I wish for a spellbook that gains more spells
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
The spellbook is a sentient egomaniac who corrects your spelling with the air of superiority only found in the British.
I wish that a donation of one billion dollars in australian currency would be transferred into my bank account, without it or any of its effects/usages incurring a second look or any suspicion from anyone or anything.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
You get ponced on by the company known as 'Anyone', they steal all of your money, and your life
I wish for 'anyone' to get murdered
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and sometimes Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
for any random person, they might call someone they don't know anyone, as such, "anyone" differs from perspective, so as people think of random people, they disappear, until there's only one person left, ME
I wish for mass revival of EVERYONE who died in the last 24 hours
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
It back fires and they are all babies and still stuck wherever they were at. meaning some might as well just die twice.
I wish to finally know what my friends character E looks like
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I don't understand this too much so I'm just going to have your friend's character shoot you.
I wish for roblox to go back to before the schlep drama, and actually fix things instead of adding updates that are completely useless and benefit the "bad actors" while ruining the quality of life of regular players.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
I watched some yt vids on old Roblox stuff
Granted they only have the old obbys, the old story games, and old tycoons
I wish for a handshake
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted, your hand begins to permanently uncontrollably shake.
I wish for mint chocolate cookies.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
It is wait saying its moldy is boring... ah the mint is poison.
now I am going to restate my last wish. to have it make more sense.
I wish to know what the physical appearance of a character is like, of which this character dons the name of E, and is made by a friend that plays this character. this being must be the "true form E" appearance as it has been dubbed. knowing this cannot cause me any harm both mental and physical, nor can it cause harm to this friend. it must be this specific character and you cannot say that this friend made another, nor can you say it is just a letter in any alphabet. if this list of rules is confusing then let someone else try to twist it.
and no rage guy I cannot be shoot nor can the friend shoot in any way shape or form.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You learn what this character known as E looks like. But it's a very brief flash of the image of E, and now your memories of it are so fuzzy you can't discern anything more than their general color scheme.
I wish for people to no longer forget people's pronouns.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
It works, but now everybody calls everybody the wrong pronouns, and remember those ones...
I wish for more gender friendly pronouns in English
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and sometimes Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen