Granted, but you're constantly made fun of and no-one believes you when you tell people that your boss is a unicorn.
I wish to be a 20th level Death Cleric with the blessings of Bhaal.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Congratulations. You are now the god of having people twist your wishes. You have infinite 9th level spell slots for firesmall. Also, you have like, no powers beside extremely bad luck :P
I wish for Daryll_Godfellow to have the haunted one background and me to be the one he's haunted by.
Granted. Seeing you naked still haunts Daryll_Godfellow to this day.
I wish that Tiamat and Bahamut would do battle in Michigan Stadium, and that it would be televised worldwide on public channels.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You can only say nice things about me...
I wish to get a mega yahtzee
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( u u)
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Granted. While you are celebrating, you get drunk and fall into the mimic's mouth from the thread Feed The Mimic.
I wish my warlock patron was nicer to me.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
granted, but thats less fun
i wish there was more warlock subclasses
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
granted, but they're all identical, just with different damage types and names.
I wish for a real life celestial warlock patron
Granted, but you're constantly made fun of and no-one believes you when you tell people that your boss is a unicorn.
I wish to be a 20th level Death Cleric with the blessings of Bhaal.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Isn't that when you cast Sacred Flame on them? They clearly aren't wise if they mock you, so they'll definitely fail the same.
You are a level 20 death cleric, but in the time it takes to train, you reach the end of your natural life-span, and die
Edit: I wish for a fancy set of d20s, in a normal size
you get a paper letter d with a 20 on it embroidered with gold
i wish to get all the digital dnd books
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You get all the digital dnd books, but it's literally a book titled all the dnd books which only shows the cover art...
I wish for Kliff the gelatinous cube to not twist this wish, which is to be a god with infinite 9th level spell slots for fireball...
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Congratulations. You are now the god of having people twist your wishes. You have infinite 9th level spell slots for firesmall. Also, you have like, no powers beside extremely bad luck :P
I wish for Daryll_Godfellow to have the haunted one background and me to be the one he's haunted by.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Granted. Seeing you naked still haunts Daryll_Godfellow to this day.
I wish that Tiamat and Bahamut would do battle in Michigan Stadium, and that it would be televised worldwide on public channels.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They smash the cameras and no one knows what happens.
I wish I knew why THE TARRASQUE is part of Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
you knew but you just forgot
i wish to know why the tarrasque is part of Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden
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You knew but you just forgot.
I wish my D&D characters were real and they were my BFFs.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
i posted first but we had the exact same first one
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Sure, but they are all friends who wonder why they hang out with a gelatinous cube
I wish for infinite wishes
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
the wishgranter thought you said in finite wishes and makes you an Aladdin genie
i wish that i had daryll_goodfellow's lamp
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Granted, I don't have a lamp
I wish for friendship
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
granted we are now friends
note in Aladdin genies are attached to a lamp so i now have it
i wish daryll_goodfellow was a good fellow
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I already am so you get another wish
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
i wish daryll_goodfellow does everything i want him/her to do but likes it
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