I wish for a perfect world, but one with flaws like death by old age. No slow painful deaths or euthanization, or getting sick. Or hunger or poverty.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
You are now wise, knowledgable, in a world of morons. You know just how to fix the issues the world is facing but your dumb colleagues will debate you no matter how intelligent and reasonable your proposal to fix something is.
You now have a 4.0 GPA ... according to a badly forged document which lands you in prison.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to become greater deities again in Faerun.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, the genie is a little too friendly. Coming over without calling or texting, and doesn't understand the concept of personal boundaries or privacy.
I wish a distant relative leaves me a massive fortune in their will.
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Granted! But what's the point? My birthday is not for months.
I wish for a four-leaf clover
Granted. A four-leaf clover grows out of your forehead and regrows whenever cut.
I wish for a single gold coin
Granted! Your right iris becomes a golden coin.
I wish for some arrows that will not stab me
Granted! They begin stabbing everything you care about.
I wish for 3 more wishes
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Granted! You have your three more wishes but it cost you 3 years of your life, so HBD to you.
I wish for a successful streaming channel
Granted! You have many subscribers and popular videos...but your only viewers are grumpy hippogriffs.
I wish for an eraser.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
Granted! But it's one of the hardened, dry, dysfunctional ones.
I wish for a bag with. nothing but another, empty bag inside of it.
Granted! But the only thing you can pull out of these bags are other bags.
I wish to be immune to hot weather
Granted. You are vulnerable to all other weather.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted! Now you have been cosmically bound to a diadem/bobble of some sort and have become a djinn. Bound to grant others wishes but never your own
I wish for a paradox that can only be solved with a second paradox without causing a break in time and reality
Granted! Paradoxically, you never understood that your wish has already come to pass.
I wish for candy.
Granted! However, they're your least favorite kind
I wish for a wish suggestion
I suggest not wishing.
I wish for a perfect world, but one with flaws like death by old age. No slow painful deaths or euthanization, or getting sick. Or hunger or poverty.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
There is no such thing as a perfect world. It is the imperfections and pain in life that make life worth living.
I wish for wisdom.
You are now wise, knowledgable, in a world of morons. You know just how to fix the issues the world is facing but your dumb colleagues will debate you no matter how intelligent and reasonable your proposal to fix something is.
I wish for a 4.0 GPA
Noob to tabletops
You now have a 4.0 GPA ... according to a badly forged document which lands you in prison.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to become greater deities again in Faerun.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They are now mighty deities again and subject you to their eternal servitude. You get split in three and these three deities for the rest of your life
I wish to make the worlds best Grilled Cheese
Granted, but every time you make it, someone comes and steals it while its hot off the pan. Meaning you never get to enjoy the best grilled cheese
I wish to learn Archery
Granted, but it takes the ordinary amount of time and effort to do so.
I wish for a friendly genie.
Granted, the genie is a little too friendly. Coming over without calling or texting, and doesn't understand the concept of personal boundaries or privacy.
I wish a distant relative leaves me a massive fortune in their will.
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