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you become a lizard that occasionally can summon a fireball.

I wish that the self-destruct sequence cannot be stopped.

 Granted, Bearslord will self-destruct in:

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Bearslord self-destructed. Thank you for making a wish.

I wish for @bearslord to be resurrected.

They are back, and they are very cranky with you.

I wish for figurines of my dnd characters, please.

You get a set of MARVEL action figures.

I wish to be able to improvise plot for any situation.

okay but the players never force you to improvise

I wish that I touch will only roll nat 1s for the rest of eternity.

I assume you mean whoever you touch will only roll nat 1s for the rest of eternity. Very well, it's one use only, and you have a very itchy head you need to scratch...

I wish for Tyr, Torm and Ilmater to form a boy band, using male avatars in their late teens, in order to counteract the Bane/Myrkul/Bhaal boyband I wished for earlier.

Granted, you are blown away by their music... literally. And get to spend the rest of eternity inside a wall.

I wish for cheese

A pack of string cheese is lobed at the back of your head.

I wish to be 6 feet 5 inchess tall.

Quote from DRAGY55555 >>

A pack of string cheese is lobed at the back of your head.

 

I wish to be 6 feet 5 inchess tall.

You are turned into a huge chess piece. I assume you meant in chess?

I wish for sushi.

you get the fish make it yourself

I wish to summon the Tarrasque

You summon the Tarrasque.

You even get the honor of being it's 1st snack.

I wish for a Staff of the Magi

Quote from bob_the_paladin >>

you get the fish make it yourself

I wish to summon the Tarrasque

 You know very little about sushi.

Quote from Orange20 >>

You summon the Tarrasque.

You even get the honor of being it's 1st snack.

I wish for a Staff of the Magi

 It breaks.

I wish for sushi.

But you don't get it until Eris brings back Kane

I wish for some sushi

Granted! Monster sushi should eat you alive!

I wish for this thread to self-destruct if no one posts in the next hour

But someone posts in the next minute

I wish for an actual haste spell scroll

Granted! However, it only lasts 6-seconds.

I wish for Nacho Fries

Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

But you don't get it until Eris brings back Kane

I wish for some sushi

She has, just not yet.

Quote from CherryBomb314 >>

Granted! However, it only lasts 6-seconds.

I wish for Nacho Fries

With the exhaustion at the end?

Granted. They are burnt and covered in trash.

I wish for people to stop questioning Eris' logic.

But you now find you can't escape the craving

(I was going to edit but this works for Eris also)

I wish for a magic Cure All

Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

But you now find you can't escape the craving

(I was going to edit but this works for Eris also)

I wish for a magic Cure All

Granted. It cures all sense of humanity and turns you into a psychopath.

I wish for sushi.

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But you now find you can't escape the craving

(I was going to edit but this works for Eris also)

I wish for a magic Cure All

 But the cure all itself is an incurable ailment, thus creating a paradox that destroys the multiverse.

I wish for cheese fries (all this talk of food has made me hungry).

More sushi? *Genie sighs* Were running out of fish, so you shall be the sushi you seek.

I wish this thread gone from existence for the rest of eternity.