You discover that gen 5 remakes, are unobtainable, and you get crushed by a giant Pikachu.
I wish for a genesis 666 in the holy bible.
Oh, you get it. It's cursed, however, Anyone who reads the portion of the bible described as "Genesis 666" is sucked into the story, in which demons take over thw world and kill everyone.
I wish for Gonta to break out of prison, and if he does not succeed, I will tell the warden it's Kokichi's fault, then show him Kokichi.
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Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
It is the gods and they kill you for stealing their spear.
I wish for nothing.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. A half-orc named Throg Nothing smashes your face in with his bare fists.
I wish for a Rabbi Clown Shark.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, but it's a terrible game.
I wish to be able to cast plane shift whenever and wherever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted, not entirely sure where Wherever and WheneverIWant are, but cool.
I wish to control fire
Farewell.
You can only control fire, that's burning you.
I wish for generation 5 pokemon remakes, instead of generation 4 remakes.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, but it's exactly the same as Sword and Shield.
I wish that gen 3 wasn't underrated.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You discover that gen 5 remakes, are unobtainable, and you get crushed by a giant Pikachu.
I wish for a genesis 666 in the holy bible.
Thank you!
why is gonta in prison, he is the nicest cinnamon roll.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Oh, you get it. It's cursed, however, Anyone who reads the portion of the bible described as "Genesis 666" is sucked into the story, in which demons take over thw world and kill everyone.
I wish for Gonta to break out of prison, and if he does not succeed, I will tell the warden it's Kokichi's fault, then show him Kokichi.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, but the warden doesn't believe you and sentences Gonta to death.
I wish to destroy the tyrant who has taken over my home.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Sure. Said tyrant is destroyed by the wish gods--oh wait! He's immortal. The gods punish you for asking them to do the impossible.
I wish MilestoGo_24 would get the death penalty instead of Gonta, as he has done the unforgivable crime of killing a cinnamon roll.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, but I escape.
I wish for Godsend.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted! Godsend you to hell.
I wish it were May 2021 already
Granted. The month names of February and May are swapped.
I wish for the spear named Godsend.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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It is the gods and they kill you for stealing their spear.
I wish for nothing.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. A half-orc named Throg Nothing smashes your face in with his bare fists.
I wish for a Rabbi Clown Shark.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, but you have overloaded reality with this wish. The gods get tired of granting all these wishes. The universe implodes.
I wish to leave the matrix that we are so obviously living in
Farewell.
You go to space, and run out of air.
I wish for this thread to end.
YOU SICK BAS.......
Farewell.
You have no wish so u are torn out of the multiverse.
I wish for darksatker 42 to make a wish.
Granted, he also slams you for getting the username wrong.
I wish that DMX666 would pay more attention to the names they are using.
Farewell.