Granted, but you have to share them with me (they sound delicious!).
I wish for safe, delicious and normal muffins that I get to eat at least halve of.
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Granted, a disaster known as nothing bad begins and the world is torn to pieces by a gargantuan squid named Nothing bad
I wish I had a perfectly safe, totally exact replica of the creative inventory from minecraft, but with real world objects instead that I could control and multiply at will with 0 consequences. The button to open it would sit on my arm as a totally normal tattoo but if I were to tap it and say the command word while also thinking about opening the inventory the inventory would open. (I really want to see someone twist this.)
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Granted... you now have to think at the speed that you write.
I wish that the person responding to this has a great day.
Granted, but it’s me, so it’s a pretty bad day nonetheless.
I wish to watch Les Miserables in the same theater, circumstances, and company as I did last night.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted, but watching it twice in such a short time causes you to despise this movie for being repetitive.
I wish to be given a large platter of delicious pirogies.
I roll to intimidate the squirrel.
Granted, but you have to share them with me (they sound delicious!).
I wish for safe, delicious and normal muffins that I get to eat at least halve of.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You have safe, delicious, normal muffins. You can eat half of each one of them.
I wish that I could have ten dollars right now and be able to spend them.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted. Whatever you buy with then disappears.
I wish it was easier to schedule DND.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Granted. It is now easier to find a time, but not necessarily a time everyone can meet.
I wish for safe, delicious, normal muffins that I can eat half of and Dragonslayer9 can eat half of and nothing bad will happen.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, a disaster known as nothing bad begins and the world is torn to pieces by a gargantuan squid named Nothing bad
I wish I had a perfectly safe, totally exact replica of the creative inventory from minecraft, but with real world objects instead that I could control and multiply at will with 0 consequences. The button to open it would sit on my arm as a totally normal tattoo but if I were to tap it and say the command word while also thinking about opening the inventory the inventory would open. (I really want to see someone twist this.)
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, but when you multiply an item, it doesn’t stop multiplying. Have fun with being slowly crushed under an avalanche of muffins, fool.
I wish to be able to absorb and redistribute kinetic energy whenever I want with perfect control.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. You can only do it when you want it, not when you need it.
I wish this wish would not get twisted.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, It gets bopped and pulled, BOP-IT!
I wish I could fix all the problems with my creative inventory thing as well as keeping all the other great features. :)
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. You fix all the problems!
Oh, wait. Oops. You accidentally created another problem, that causes you to explode and die!
I wish that Lord_Master_T would hate Minecraft forever.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, he now loves Fortnite, what a monster you've created.
I wish that I was truly invulnerable to all forms of harm with no drawbacks whatsoever.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. However, you are also invulnerable to old age. Have fun living forever and watching everyone you know slowly die, and the world ending!
I wish that Lord_Master_T hated all video games.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, I know only read controversial books about how genocide is amazing and slowly begin to agree
I wish that the sun wouldn't expand past it's current state.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, but humanity wipes itself out with nuclear war anyways.
I wish to end all war and contention.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, however the plague wipes everyone out in months, soon there is nothing left on this desolate planet.
I wish that there was no nuclear war
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. There is now only race war. Forever. Eternal race war.
I wish politicians had the inability to lie
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted, but they now only tell half truths.
I wish the DMV didn’t put me on hold for hours.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Granted. They now put you on hold for years.
I wish for something.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.