Granted. You are now immune to happiness in all its forms. Have fun! Oh, wait, you can’t.
I wish for nothing to change, for I have no idea what to wish for.
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Granted. You now must do everyone’s routine except for yours.
I wish that things would continue as normal before I wished my last wish.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
the world is made with you as permanent ruler with no repercussions or side affects. for 10 seconds.
i wish to not be in this thread
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
(How dare you speak the name of decaf!!!!)
granted.
your apartment has air conditioning, but only the heating works
Updog
You wished for nothing so you now have nothing. Everything you had including your life is no longer exists.
I wish for all wishes granted before the one that I fulfilled to have the exact opposite affect.
Wish granted. The Universe quickly switches editors in an attempt to fix this oversight.
I wish for all vegans to be turned into blobs of tofu
Updog
Granted, but they are happier now.
I wish to be immune to a certain feeling.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. You are now immune to happiness in all its forms. Have fun! Oh, wait, you can’t.
I wish for nothing to change, for I have no idea what to wish for.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish granted. Nothing changes ever for you, and time is locked for you in the moment you wished for that.
I wish for some lizardfolk burgers (I want to know what they taste like)
Updog
Granted, you eat some burgers made by lizardfolk. Congratulations on committing cannibalism!
I wish to be free from my routines.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You now must do everyone’s routine except for yours.
I wish that things would continue as normal before I wished my last wish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, things continue as normal before you made your wish, but not during or after.
I wish to have total and permanent articulate control over Tiamat.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but Tiamat does not understand your commands, and thus ends up destroying you anyway
I wish for burgers made out of actual lizardfolk meat
Updog
Granted, but the rest of your (lizardfolk) party is horrified at you and kill you.
I wish to steal the moon.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, the moon teleports to your location and crushes you immediately
I wish for Eregor to fall beneath my Eye
Updog
Granted, you are changed into the one-eyed sea titan trying to sink the city.
I wish to destroy the world.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you and the world are destroyed by the foretold arrival of the giant flying spaghetti monster.
I wish for the world to be remade, with me as permanent ruler, with absolutely no negative repercussions or side affects
Updog
the world is made with you as permanent ruler with no repercussions or side affects. for 10 seconds.
i wish to not be in this thread
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Granted. You are no longer trapped inside a Tarrasque named "this thread". Upon seeing you, it kills you.
I wish to be dead.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, You become the ruler of the world but eventually you pass away and when you die you get to go to a paradise thats very peaceful
I wish for a endless naco bag and when I eat it my stomach can not get full and I cannot get sick from the nachos.
Granted. While enjoying your nachos, someone randomly stabs you in the throat
I wish for muffins
Updog
You get muffins in your mind
I wish for invulnerability to everything harmful except food
My muffins animate as constructs under my control, and murder you
I wish to be King of being King
Updog