Granted. However you aren’t king of anything else and no one believes that you are actually king of being king.
I wish for nothing harmful to happen to me now or ever, and that all harmful things done to me in the past would be erased.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your dog, named Divine Being, is now eternal.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you are torn into pieces totally unrelated to the muffins and live in an endless state of semi-consciousness
I wish I had the ability to summon totally safe pies, the quantity and flavor of which I can control at will, and that cannot harm me in any way if I eat and ingest them.
Granted. However you aren’t king of anything else and no one believes that you are actually king of being king.
I wish for nothing harmful to happen to me now or ever, and that all harmful things done to me in the past would be erased.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, nothing happens to you, happened to you, or ever will happen to you.
I wish to be an invulnerable, immortal god of light.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You are God of Light, and being made of light you live and move so fast that your life is over in three seconds.
I wish to be recognized worldwide as the immortal president of the galaxy and of potato chips
Updog
Granted. You are recognized as such, but this does not mean you are.
I wish to be eternal.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. You are dead, but your body remains on the earth eternally
I wish for some pizza
Updog
Granted, 000000000000000.1 slice of pizza appears in your hand
I wish for nobody to respond to this wish.
I wish for the new loki episode to come out quicker
Updog
Granted, but it ends after that episode due to Disney collapsing in on itself.
I wish for every part of my divine being to be eternal.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. Your dog, named Divine Being, is now eternal.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You are sucked into the paradoxical vortex.
I wish to speak with my loved ones from beyond death.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Your extended family from Beyond Death, Nebraska, come to speak to you
I wish for more witches!
Updog
Granted. You are crushed under the weight of 100000 witches.
I wish to be able to transfer my fear and pain into other people
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted, but now you can only transfer it to your loved ones, so they hate and resent you now.
I wish for this maddening thread to end
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It ends. For approximately the one minute since you said that.
I wish for peace
Updog
The world ends so there is nothing to cause chaos
I wish I had all d&d 5e sources downloaded to my account on d&d beyond for free
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
Granted. You have them for one minute, and then they disappear.
I wish to be a chaos rat with safe, delicious, normal muffins that I can eat.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted. The muffins are totally safe and normal, but the other chaos rats see them, get jealous, and gnaw you to death
I wish to be able to enjoy one of my muffins in peace on one of these threads without getting killed, time-reversed, unexistified, or maimed
Updog
Granted. You are rammed through with a tree instead. But you remain alive. Just in pain forever. On the plus side, enjoy your muffin!
I wish to be able to avoid spoilers for the Loki series
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. They're everywhere except your room. You can't go anywhere or do anything without seeing them, so you die.
I wish to be resurrected as my chaos rat with my SAFE, DELICIOUS, NORMAL, muffins THAT I CAN EAT and I cannot die or be in pain
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, you are torn into pieces totally unrelated to the muffins and live in an endless state of semi-consciousness
I wish I had the ability to summon totally safe pies, the quantity and flavor of which I can control at will, and that cannot harm me in any way if I eat and ingest them.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance