You gain a D&D Adventure called "The Bog Beyond the Chandelier" (I was hoping for Narnia, not Alice from WBtW, so it's a very personal joke!)
I wish for the ability to make all my homebrew likeable and balanced, so each one is better than the last. As part of this wish, I wish for my wish to be as free of as many wish-related shenanigans as a wish possibly can be.
Wish 1: Granted. You are suddenly hired by WoTC for your spectacular work and no longer have time to make homebrew.
Wish 2: Uh... ok. Nothing happens.
I wish for a wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i --- --- -- - - ____
Wish 1: Granted. You are suddenly hired by WoTC for your spectacular work and no longer have time to make homebrew.
Wish 2: Uh... ok. Nothing happens.
I wish for a wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i --- --- -- - - ____
Granted. You get a lot of empty boxes (one inside the other) from the store "Wish".
I wish that America can get an H installed before the first A and a dash after the m (Ham-erica), and that everyone that lives on the continent suddenly turns extremely vegan.
Wish 1: Granted. You are suddenly hired by WoTC for your spectacular work and no longer have time to make homebrew.
Wish 2: Uh... ok. Nothing happens.
I wish for a wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i --- --- -- - - ____
Granted. You get a lot of empty boxes (one inside the other) from the store "Wish".
I wish that America can get an H installed before the first A and a dash after the m (Ham-erica), and that everyone that lives on the continent suddenly turns extremely vegan.
A sign that almost nobody ever sees with the word America on it suddenly gets changed to Ham-erica, and as the microbes living on the sign consider it a continent, they all become vegan. They die of starvation shortly after.
I wish for a +3 frying pan that deals more damage than a Vorpal Sword that also can never break or otherwise change form..
Wish 1: Granted. You are suddenly hired by WoTC for your spectacular work and no longer have time to make homebrew.
Wish 2: Uh... ok. Nothing happens.
I wish for a wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i --- --- -- - - ____
Granted. You get a lot of empty boxes (one inside the other) from the store "Wish".
I wish that America can get an H installed before the first A and a dash after the m (Ham-erica), and that everyone that lives on the continent suddenly turns extremely vegan.
A sign that almost nobody ever sees with the word America on it suddenly gets changed to Ham-erica, and as the microbes living on the sign consider it a continent, they all become vegan. They die of starvation shortly after.
I wish for a +3 frying pan that deals more damage than a Vorpal Sword that also can never break or otherwise change form..
The frying pan appears above your head, instantly killing you.
I wish that I had an Intelligence Score of 20 in real life.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The wish fails, because you had that already. As you know, the game's really about the Intelligence and arcane knowledge we find along the way!
I wish that a doomskar, Ragnarok, the Apocalypse, the end of days, Judgement Day. Friday the 13th 2013, would be so cataclysmic that its very existence prevents itself from existing.
Erm, ok. You are transported to the start of the universe and are vaporized by the Big Bang.
I wish to be able to hide my Eldritch Horror form and become humanoid or transform back to a Eldritch Horror at will.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish granted! You can steal anyone’s superpowers simply by being killed by them! However, if you are ever brought back to life you lose them.
I wish to be a unique Eldritch Horror with the ability to shapeshift into anything of my choice while still retaining all of my abilities, intelligence and personality.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This particular genie has a strict anti-suicide rule.
I wish to retain my abilities, intelligence and personality indefinitely while transformed.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I wish I was able to transform for as long as I’d like.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but as long as I'd like is kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin for 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds, and unfortunately the genie speaks kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin.
Granted. You end up getting yourself launched into a black hole through a series of odd bets, coin flips and draws from hats.
I wish that I can (I feel like my grammar is off here but I’m not sure how to fix it) stay transformed for as long as I like, and that the genie grants my wish in English.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, the sun is slightly dimmer
I wish for a cool looking candle stick
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
You gain a D&D Adventure called "The Bog Beyond the Chandelier" (I was hoping for Narnia, not Alice from WBtW, so it's a very personal joke!)
I wish for the ability to make all my homebrew likeable and balanced, so each one is better than the last. As part of this wish, I wish for my wish to be as free of as many wish-related shenanigans as a wish possibly can be.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Wish 1: Granted. You are suddenly hired by WoTC for your spectacular work and no longer have time to make homebrew.
Wish 2: Uh... ok. Nothing happens.
I wish for a wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i can use to wish for another wish that i --- --- -- - - ____
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted. You get a lot of empty boxes (one inside the other) from the store "Wish".
I wish that America can get an H installed before the first A and a dash after the m (Ham-erica), and that everyone that lives on the continent suddenly turns extremely vegan.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
A sign that almost nobody ever sees with the word America on it suddenly gets changed to Ham-erica, and as the microbes living on the sign consider it a continent, they all become vegan. They die of starvation shortly after.
I wish for a +3 frying pan that deals more damage than a Vorpal Sword that also can never break or otherwise change form..
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The frying pan appears above your head, instantly killing you.
I wish that I had an Intelligence Score of 20 in real life.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The wish fails, because you had that already. As you know, the game's really about the Intelligence and arcane knowledge we find along the way!
I wish that a doomskar, Ragnarok, the Apocalypse, the end of days, Judgement Day. Friday the 13th 2013, would be so cataclysmic that its very existence prevents itself from existing.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Not granted due to the Identity's Crysis that Doomskar is suffering.
I wish to be on the new beginning.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Erm, ok. You are transported to the start of the universe and are vaporized by the Big Bang.
I wish to be able to hide my Eldritch Horror form and become humanoid or transform back to a Eldritch Horror at will.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You become a quasi-immortal aberrational ooze known as an Elder Oblex.
I wish to be able to steal people's superpowers.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Wish granted! You can steal anyone’s superpowers simply by being killed by them! However, if you are ever brought back to life you lose them.
I wish to be a unique Eldritch Horror with the ability to shapeshift into anything of my choice while still retaining all of my abilities, intelligence and personality.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but you can only be them for 0000000000000.1 seconds.
I wish to die
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
This particular genie has a strict anti-suicide rule.
I wish to retain my abilities, intelligence and personality indefinitely while transformed.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but you can only transform into something for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
I wish I was able to wish for a wish
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
You get a wish.
I wish I was able to transform for as long as I’d like.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but as long as I'd like is kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin for 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds, and unfortunately the genie speaks kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin.
I wish I knew who was granting these wishes.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, but visions of this horror scar your mind and drive you mad, leading to your eventual death.
I wish I could alter luck, for example making sure that a coin always lands on heads.
Homebrew is fun.
Granted. You end up getting yourself launched into a black hole through a series of odd bets, coin flips and draws from hats.
I wish that I can (I feel like my grammar is off here but I’m not sure how to fix it) stay transformed for as long as I like, and that the genie grants my wish in English.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, however English is kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin for kfjsbfjshfkhdhfjsdhgfsjhgfjin and you end up inside a chickens stomach
I wish that I granted all these wishes with no bad effects.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, nothing happens
I wish for a REALLY good sandwich
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now