I wish for a pickle that is delicious and I eat without anyone taking it from me. I don't care what happens after I eat the pickle, as long as I eat the pickle.
Granted. You eat the pickle and it’s remains inside of your stomach become a nuclear bomb set to explode in (three... two... one...) right now.
I wish for crisp green grapes. Make sure they’re crisp. If they aren’t crisp I want a refund.
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I wish that I was the god of crispy grapes so I can eat my crispy grapes then create more and eat them and so on and so on.
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Everyone knows that you destroyed all the alcohol and are so aggressive about it that they burn your home and kill your family before finally torturing you and leaving you forever alone in a small dark chamber.
I wish that my crispy grapes wouldn’t make me drunk.
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Granted. The smoke of a fire that suddenly started on your torso forms out the words “something worthwhile”.
I with that this wish would vanish with no effect.
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You get a cat that croaks every time you try to get some sleep. As for the "meowing from" you get that too, but you don't know where the meowing is coming from.
I wish have a happy ending to my adventure in the Domains of Dread.
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Granted. Your dog called "My Soap" tastes food better.
I wish for a pickle.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
The pickle becomes now owned by me, which I add apple's vinegar on it, and I eat it.
I wish for a sprout...
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You sprout another foot. Have fun!
I wish for a pickle that is delicious and I eat without anyone taking it from me. I don't care what happens after I eat the pickle, as long as I eat the pickle.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted. You eat the pickle and it’s remains inside of your stomach become a nuclear bomb set to explode in (three... two... one...) right now.
I wish for crisp green grapes. Make sure they’re crisp. If they aren’t crisp I want a refund.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
They're so crispy only a God could handle eating them
I wish this wish would backfire in the worst way imaginable
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Granted: You now have burning hot spicy chilly soiling the back of your pants every time think or imagine a wish.
I wish for players to not flake out on game night.
I didn’t see what you did there.
Granted, but game night only occurs about once every two months, in order to align with schedules.
I wish I possessed the gift of comedy.
I have no personality.
Granted. You laugh yourself to death.
I wish that I was the god of crispy grapes so I can eat my crispy grapes then create more and eat them and so on and so on.
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You become drunk.
I wish I could destroy all alcohol, as it is one of the most-used and incredibly dangerous normalized drugs in the world.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Everyone knows that you destroyed all the alcohol and are so aggressive about it that they burn your home and kill your family before finally torturing you and leaving you forever alone in a small dark chamber.
I wish to become a pickle
Granted. You are eaten.
I wish that my crispy grapes wouldn’t make me drunk.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You eat grape-flavored chips.
I wish for a Class function for Homebrew on D&D Beyond.
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Granted. It’s terrible and doesn’t even work.
I wish for awesome power!
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Your wish was denied due to lack of parameters.
I wish for something worthwhile.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Granted. The smoke of a fire that suddenly started on your torso forms out the words “something worthwhile”.
I with that this wish would vanish with no effect.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Your wishing that your wish has no effect creates a paradox, opening a black hole and destroying the universe as we know it.
I wish to create a new universe to replace the old one, indistinguishable from the original, except for the fact that frogs meow and cats croak.
I have no personality.
The meowing frogs and croaking cats are so loud society can't function
I wish society would function
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Granted. Bacteria society now functions.
I wish for a croaking cat and a meowing from.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get a cat that croaks every time you try to get some sleep. As for the "meowing from" you get that too, but you don't know where the meowing is coming from.
I wish have a happy ending to my adventure in the Domains of Dread.