Granted. Unfortunately they are genuinely to confused to grant it.
I wish to be involved in the antics and shenanigans in a way I consider good.
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Granted. After just a few minutes, though, it becomes not so good.
I wish for the genie to not be confused about the wishes I've made and actually grant them instead of finding some reason not to. I've put too much effort into getting this one wish granted, it's completely ludicrous that this many wishes have been wasted trying to get it to happen without it actually happening.
I wish for it to continue to be good in the same way as before.
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You go back in time to when you first made your last wish. You are physically unable of changing anything, being a prisoner in your own body until you reach the point you made this wish, at which point you go back to the start in an infinite loop that drives you to insanity in only a few hours.
I wish the genie would actually use his magic powers to make himself understand what all the wishes I've already made trying to get him to grant one simple wish and actually fulfill them, something he hasn't done for my last 4 or so wishes.
They get annoyed at you insulting them and use their mighty powers to mash you.
I wish to be out of the time loop.
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Granted, or at least it would be if you were alive. Good luck wishing while in the afterlife!
I wish to not be frozen in time.
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Granted. Through shear force of will you manage to claw yourself back into the Material Plane and are reborn! As a baby swallow.
I wish to move at a normal speed.
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Granted. You can easily calculate a swallow if the nonexistent word 'Unladed' applies to it.
I wish to not be in a time loop and move at a normal speed.
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Granted. Unfortunately they are genuinely to confused to grant it.
I wish to be involved in the antics and shenanigans in a way I consider good.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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I wish for the genie to not be confused about the wishes I've made and actually grant them instead of finding some reason not to. I've put too much effort into getting this one wish granted, it's completely ludicrous that this many wishes have been wasted trying to get it to happen without it actually happening.
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The genie just gets more confused.
I wish for it to continue to be good in the same way as before.
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You go back in time to when you first made your last wish. You are physically unable of changing anything, being a prisoner in your own body until you reach the point you made this wish, at which point you go back to the start in an infinite loop that drives you to insanity in only a few hours.
I wish the genie would actually use his magic powers to make himself understand what all the wishes I've already made trying to get him to grant one simple wish and actually fulfill them, something he hasn't done for my last 4 or so wishes.
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They get annoyed at you insulting them and use their mighty powers to mash you.
I wish to be out of the time loop.
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Granted, you freeze in time
I wish for a really nice hamburger
*Dragonslayer, could you please check cavern tavern please?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
You get a living hamburger that is in eternal torment but is also a really nice guy.
I wish someone would please just grant my wish already instead of just finding more and more ways to avoid it.
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Granted, or at least it would be if you were alive. Good luck wishing while in the afterlife!
I wish to not be frozen in time.
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Granted you move 1 second for everything thousand years outside
I wish I my hamburger would stop screaming
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Your hamburger stops screaming and starts explaining calmly just how much catastrophic pain it is in. This seems a lot more unsettling.
I wish to be reincarnated so I can harass the genie some more until he actually grants my wish.
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Granted. Through shear force of will you manage to claw yourself back into the Material Plane and are reborn! As a baby swallow.
I wish to move at a normal speed.
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You move at a normal speed but return to a time loop somehow.
I wish to be able to easily calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
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Granted. You can easily calculate a swallow if the nonexistent word 'Unladed' applies to it.
I wish to not be in a time loop and move at a normal speed.
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You unlock your Stand ability, Made In Heaven, however it just makes you go normal speed.
I wish to use za warudo
Granted. You may now use any products branded as "Za Warudo"
I wish I had friends.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
They're the worst friends in the entirety of the universe, making you feel even worse than you did before.
I wish to annoy the genie until he actually grants one of my wishes other than the last two.
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Granted. The genie grants your wish to annoy him until he grants your wish. You are now extremely annoying.
I wish I could shatter glass with my voice on command.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
You can now do that. But only on the command of your worst enemy.
I wish the genie got annoyed enough to actually grant my wish for once!
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The genie is so annoyed at this point you get flooded with cheese and die again.
I wish for a bottle.
Granted. A giant bottle falls on you and traps you.
I wish to break the bottle.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them