Granted, they absorb light! And everything else too. Your body is crushed around the massive gravitational anomalies that are your eyes, and you die before you can draw another breath.
I wish for my next wish not to be twisted
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
You get a normal, ordinary sandwich. However, because normal tends to mean, typified or essence, then you get the Form of a sandwich (from Plato's forms) and because it cannot be physically interacted with due to its transcendent nature, all you can do is think about your typified sandwich and go hungry
I wish to share my physical sandwich that I wasted my wish on with you so you don't go hungry
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Granted. But you're forced to follow the rule where whoever cuts it gets the smaller piece, and you end up getting a tiny piece.
I wish for the sandwich you just cut to regenerate at the same speed as a living creature that had Regenerate cast on it, so we can eat it forever. As long as each part is eaten around once a week or so, it shouldn't ever rot or anything.
Granted. Unfortunately, it succeeds on the saving throw.
I wish for the sandwich to get a new body with the same abilities so we can have its sandwich body for infinite food purposes. And also that, if you split the sandwich, each part regenerates, meaning infinite infinite sandwiches, ending world hunger.
Granted! Unfortunately a certain shady businessman *cough* stan *cough* pines, steals the sandwich and uses it to extort what little money the poor people have, before making it solely a commodity for the obscenely rich.
I wish for Nathan Ford to come and take care of this sick twisted son of a beethoven
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Granted. Nathan Ford comes in and takes care of him, seeing that he got into a terrible accident that twisted his spine all the way around and got very sick. It also turns out that he's somehow Beethoven's son, due to time shenanigans. He survives and eventually gets over the sickness, then has a surgery for his spine, returning to normal. But he won't be selling any more infinite sandwiches to rich folks, that's for sure.
I wish to be obscenely rich so I can buy an infinite sandwich and end world hunger with it.
I wish for my eyes to still look awesome but also allow me to see.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your eyes now see very well. But they're incredibly ugly. Once you look in a mirror to see if the wish worked, your enhanced eyesight seeing your incredibly ugly eyes in very high detail causes you to claw your eyes out.
I wish to be uncorrupted by money by using it to buy an infinity sandwich.
I wish for the twister of my last wish to actually look at the entire wish, rather then ignoring half of it.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Unfortunately, it causes food to rain from the sky and destroys itself.
I wish to trade the infinity cake thing I got that makes everyone want to kill me for an infinity sandwich that isn't rotten or poisoned, that I'm not allergic to, and won't kill me or put me in the hospital or anything.
Wish Granted! The Infinity Sandwich is yours! *side effects may include the rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Venca, multiple arch-devils entering the Material Plane, eldritch horrors, wereworm lycanthropy, or being trapped in Pandemonium. Exist with the Infinity Sandwich at your own risk.*
I wish for driders to be respected, not feared.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted, they absorb light! And everything else too. Your body is crushed around the massive gravitational anomalies that are your eyes, and you die before you can draw another breath.
I wish for my next wish not to be twisted
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. You end up wasting it on a sandwich.
I wish for a sandwich. Not a sandwitch, a normal, ordinary sandwich. That won't somehow kill me or put me in the hospital or anything.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
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You get a normal, ordinary sandwich. However, because normal tends to mean, typified or essence, then you get the Form of a sandwich (from Plato's forms) and because it cannot be physically interacted with due to its transcendent nature, all you can do is think about your typified sandwich and go hungry
I wish to share my physical sandwich that I wasted my wish on with you so you don't go hungry
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. But you're forced to follow the rule where whoever cuts it gets the smaller piece, and you end up getting a tiny piece.
I wish for the sandwich you just cut to regenerate at the same speed as a living creature that had Regenerate cast on it, so we can eat it forever. As long as each part is eaten around once a week or so, it shouldn't ever rot or anything.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Wish granted, however other nations become jealous of our infinite sandwich and come and steal that which is rightfully ours
I wish for an army with which to embark on a sandwich crusade, to reclaim tenfold the sandwich they stole from us, including the infinite sandwich
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. Unfortunately, the infinite sandwich got eaten completely, and lost its magic.
I wish for another infinite sandwich, but that it can never be completely eaten. At least one crumb always survives.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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*You have not the authority to deny the return of the SANDWICH!!!*
Success, unfortunately it's sentient starts acting like deadpool all the time
I wish to cast feeblemind on the sandwich, so that I can have some peace without a homicidal sandwich yelling in my ear all the time.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. Unfortunately, it succeeds on the saving throw.
I wish for the sandwich to get a new body with the same abilities so we can have its sandwich body for infinite food purposes. And also that, if you split the sandwich, each part regenerates, meaning infinite infinite sandwiches, ending world hunger.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted! Unfortunately a certain shady businessman *cough* stan *cough* pines, steals the sandwich and uses it to extort what little money the poor people have, before making it solely a commodity for the obscenely rich.
I wish for Nathan Ford to come and take care of this sick twisted son of a beethoven
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. Nathan Ford comes in and takes care of him, seeing that he got into a terrible accident that twisted his spine all the way around and got very sick. It also turns out that he's somehow Beethoven's son, due to time shenanigans. He survives and eventually gets over the sickness, then has a surgery for his spine, returning to normal. But he won't be selling any more infinite sandwiches to rich folks, that's for sure.
I wish to be obscenely rich so I can buy an infinite sandwich and end world hunger with it.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. The money slowly corrupts you.
I wish for my eyes to still look awesome but also allow me to see.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your eyes now see very well. But they're incredibly ugly. Once you look in a mirror to see if the wish worked, your enhanced eyesight seeing your incredibly ugly eyes in very high detail causes you to claw your eyes out.
I wish to be uncorrupted by money by using it to buy an infinity sandwich.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
you get ranboos infinity cake, now chat wants to kill you
i wish for a shiney set of dice
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted. They are non-euclidean.
I wish for the twister of my last wish to actually look at the entire wish, rather then ignoring half of it.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish granted, because that’s what they did, you did see, but then felt compulsed to claw your eyes out.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I wish for a flstfdfr
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. Unfortunately, it causes food to rain from the sky and destroys itself.
I wish to trade the infinity cake thing I got that makes everyone want to kill me for an infinity sandwich that isn't rotten or poisoned, that I'm not allergic to, and won't kill me or put me in the hospital or anything.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish Granted! The Infinity Sandwich is yours! *side effects may include the rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Venca, multiple arch-devils entering the Material Plane, eldritch horrors, wereworm lycanthropy, or being trapped in Pandemonium. Exist with the Infinity Sandwich at your own risk.*
I wish for driders to be respected, not feared.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. Though they already were (by some people, not the majority). So nothing changes.
I wish that anything that would harm me bounces back and hits whoever or whatever produced the effect that would cause me harm, leaving me unharmed.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted! People start using positive effects on you, and they get redirected towards themselves.
I wish I could swim.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)