This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. It constantly makes terrible puns. You cannot sleep because of the constant stream of puns. It’s not like every word is a pun, it’s like for some reason every pun in existence is trapped inside their mouth and constantly escaping.
I wish for people to not complain that I didn’t do a pun, after all it has been 3 hours.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. However, in order to uphold the masquerade of normalcy, the fey kings lay off the hidden worker folks, and replace them with mechanical pistons and sensors. Now people have nothing to thank.
I wish for a loyal, beautiful and strong moon elf girlfriend who will never leave me, protect me from danger, and have a lifelong relationship with me.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. None of them can be used for anything except getting more wishes that can't do anything but get you more wishes that can't do anything but get you more wishes that can't be used for anything but getting more wishes that can't be used for anything but more wishes that... You get the idea.
Granted. It is capable of becoming an object of any size, retaining the same mass, and immediately becomes infinitely small.
I wish to be on another habitable planet in another solar system.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Unfortunately you are on the same planet as the mimi-black hole.
I wish.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You get half a quote bubble. Because there's no end, it ends up just looping around and through the universe infinitely, making it impossible to see anything other than the quote bubble. Oh, and the universe becomes a comic book for some reason.
I wish to be in another universe. One where I won't die from unnatural causes or anything.
Wish Granted! However, the AI wants to be a player. Specifically, a one-armed pixie barbarian.
I wish to.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted! You pop into existence. But the existence of two of you causes you, the original, to pop out of existence.
I wish for everyone on this thread to include at least one pun in each of their posts for the next 3 hours.
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Granted. They are all puntastically bad.
I wish for good puns.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted. "Good" is subjective, though.
I wish for a punda bear.
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Granted. It constantly makes terrible puns. You cannot sleep because of the constant stream of puns. It’s not like every word is a pun, it’s like for some reason every pun in existence is trapped inside their mouth and constantly escaping.
I wish for people to not complain that I didn’t do a pun, after all it has been 3 hours.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted. The punda bear more than makes up for it.
I wish for dragon8824 to have good luck (at least for their interview thing), because they said to on the Last Comment Wins thread.
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I wish that everyone would thank their appliances whenever they use them.
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Granted. The appliances don't like it, though, they're used to being treated as inanimate objects and the recognition is making them nervous.
I wish for everyone to thank the hidden worker folks who open and close automatic doors for them.
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Granted. However, in order to uphold the masquerade of normalcy, the fey kings lay off the hidden worker folks, and replace them with mechanical pistons and sensors. Now people have nothing to thank.
I wish for a loyal, beautiful and strong moon elf girlfriend who will never leave me, protect me from danger, and have a lifelong relationship with me.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. But do to moon elves being native to shadow fell she is can not feel emotion, including love.
i wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 More wishes
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cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted. None of them can be used for anything except getting more wishes that can't do anything but get you more wishes that can't do anything but get you more wishes that can't be used for anything but getting more wishes that can't be used for anything but more wishes that... You get the idea.
I wish for a bagel.
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Granted! This is the mystical, enigmatic, Vorpal Bagel! When you try to eat it, it slices your tongue off.
I wish for a Mimic.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. It is capable of becoming an object of any size, retaining the same mass, and immediately becomes infinitely small.
I wish to be on another habitable planet in another solar system.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You, by yourself, are teleported to a distant habitable planet. It's cool up until you eventually die of old age.
I wish for a big (nonlethal) hug from a bear.
I have no personality.
you get a hug from an evil teddy bear, who then cuts off your head (the hug didn't kill you)
i wish for confetti cannons to stop shooting me in the groin, and a +3 dagger
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
According to Genie law, two wishes cannot be included in a single wish. As a result, your wish is void.
I wish for a hug from a friendly and nonviolent bear.
I have no personality.
Granted. Unfortunately you are on the same planet as the mimi-black hole.
I wish.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You wish.
I wish for a "
I have no personality.
Granted. You get half a quote bubble. Because there's no end, it ends up just looping around and through the universe infinitely, making it impossible to see anything other than the quote bubble. Oh, and the universe becomes a comic book for some reason.
I wish to be in another universe. One where I won't die from unnatural causes or anything.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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You get pushed off a cliff, dying. Gravity is natural.
I wish for "
I have no personality.