Granted! Oh, and lucky you! The genie was feeling generous, and gave you an extra 3.798216 billion extra grains, too! Every living creature on the planet is crushed under the weight as the planet is turned into Tatooine.
I wish for a match that can box - A boxing match, if you will.
Granted. An army of Punementals attacks the palace because it has none-pun-based lifeforms in it.
I wish to be a pun-based lifeform.
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Granted. You now understand the entirety of cats' mental processes, and now know how to make them like you. But it's scarred you for life, especially because you now know just how evil some of them are.
Granted. It takes 3 hours for each sandstorm to start and die out, but you can start that process whenever.
Also granted. Unfortunately, the absence of their bodies under the sand causes a fragile rock formation deep under the sand to break, causing a massive sinkhole the size of a large city.
I wish for the next person to post to wish for the next person to post after them to get 3 wishes instead of the usual 1.
I wish to have the ability to do anything possible in a video game or TTRPG.
I wish to be able to control friction.
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I wish to be able to fly.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. You are now able to fly. Because you are a fly. But your wings are broken. So now you can only fly like a pig can pig or a goose can goose.
I wish for geese to be less evil when within 50 ft. of me.
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Wish Granted! You are nonexistent.
I wish to turn back to my normal self.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted! You turn into you normal self from 10 years ago. I wish for the power to change any dnd roll to a nat 20 or nat 1
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
You are banned from all D&D games as no one trusts your d20 rolls.
I wish for one grain of sand.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted! Oh, and lucky you! The genie was feeling generous, and gave you an extra 3.798216 billion extra grains, too! Every living creature on the planet is crushed under the weight as the planet is turned into Tatooine.
I wish for a match that can box - A boxing match, if you will.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Granted do to the puns you are enthroned into the elemental plane of puns. I wish for shreck spellledwrong
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted. Because it is spelled wrong, it is a completely different thing than what you wanted.
I wish to have some royal subjects now that I'm the ruler of the elemental plane of puns. Other than just my boxing match.
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Granted. An army of Punementals attacks the palace because it has none-pun-based lifeforms in it.
I wish to be a pun-based lifeform.
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Granted. You become Attila the Pun, and feel like conquering things.
I wish for some puncakes and syrup for breakfast.
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Granted they beg for food and when you dont have gourmet ice cream newspaper they eat you
i wish for true love
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted. Some two very happy chipmunks are now madly in love with each other.
I wish for gourmet ice cream newspaper for the puncakes and syrup before they eat me so they have something else to eat.
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Granted. It is very difficult to understand.
I wish to understand,
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Granted. You now understand the entirety of cats' mental processes, and now know how to make them like you. But it's scarred you for life, especially because you now know just how evil some of them are.
I wish to misunderstand.
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You misunderstood the concept of misunderstanding
i wish to become a arch devil
Spider acolyte
cultist
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Granted. You become an archway who is very mean and counts as a fiend. Everyone stays away from you and you get lonely.
I wish for the next person to post to get two wishes rather than one.
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Granted! Thanks!
I wish to be able to create and stop sandstorms whenever I wish.
I also wish to revive everyone crushed by the Great Sand Mound, and teleport them to above the sand immediately afterwards.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. It takes 3 hours for each sandstorm to start and die out, but you can start that process whenever.
Also granted. Unfortunately, the absence of their bodies under the sand causes a fragile rock formation deep under the sand to break, causing a massive sinkhole the size of a large city.
I wish for the next person to post to wish for the next person to post after them to get 3 wishes instead of the usual 1.
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Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. It is me.
I wish to know what the Great Sand Mound is.
I wish to have the ability to do anything possible in a video game or TTRPG.
I wish to be able to control friction.
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Granted, it is a large amount of sand.
Granted, you are now trapped in a video game.
And Granted, you can apply water to surfaces.
I wish I can breathe undewater
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.