Granted. You can now breath "undewater". Unfortunately, that isn't a real substance.
I wish for the next person to post to wish for the next person to post after them to get 3 wishes instead of the usual 1. (Because someone didn't read or grant my wish properly!)
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Granted. Unfortunately, this only lasts for, like, 3 milliseconds.
Granted. You can command something. But you have no idea what it is. (And it's something that doesn't exist on the planet you're on, so it doesn't matter anyway.)
Granted. You can now alter the probability of something happening by exactly 0.000000000000000000000000001%. This ability only works once on each thing you use it on, so no stacking to get an actually good probability.
I wish to roll a four on each of the next four d4s I roll.
Granted. It's too big to fit in the dishwasher you already have.
I wish for a whole bag of Illuminati Doritos that are the size of normal Doritos in a bag the size of a normal Doritos bag to appear next to me and for nothing to happen to them until after I finish eating them.
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I wish for the next person to post to wish for the next person to post after them to get 3 wishes instead of the usual 1. (Because someone didn't read or grant my wish properly!)
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Granted
I wish for the next person to get three wishes.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted.
I wish for all my wishes to not be twisted.
I wish to be able to command something.
I wish to be able to alter probability.
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Granted. Unfortunately, this only lasts for, like, 3 milliseconds.
Granted. You can command something. But you have no idea what it is. (And it's something that doesn't exist on the planet you're on, so it doesn't matter anyway.)
Granted. You can now alter the probability of something happening by exactly 0.000000000000000000000000001%. This ability only works once on each thing you use it on, so no stacking to get an actually good probability.
I wish to roll a four on each of the next four d4s I roll.
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Granted, but the d4s disappear afterwards so you can't prove it
I wish for a cat
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Granted. You get a clone of yourself, who promptly kills you. There can only be one!
I wish for a pug.
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Granted, it is also a Clone of yourself but made of chocolate. It runs, knowing you will try to eat it.
I wish for a steak
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. You get a legless cow. Ground beef! Oh, and both you and the cow are in the Plane of Eternal Fire, so the steak can cook.
I wish for the chocolate duplicate of me to not be chocolate and not try to kill me.
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Granted, it becomes a normal pug.
I wish for a knife and fork so I can eat the steak.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. They're incredibly dirty and slip out of your hands into the fire.
I wish for some Illuminati Doritos.
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Granted, they are so tiny you cannot find them.
I wish for a dishwasher to clean my fork and knife.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. There's nowhere to plug it in.
I wish for a whole bag of Illuminati Doritos that are the size of normal Doritos in a bag the size of a normal Doritos bag.
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Granted, they appear next to me and I eat them.
I wish for a generator to power my dishwasher
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. You then realize that the knife isn't dishwasher-safe.
I wish for everyone who exists to get a whole bag of Illuminati Doritos that are the size of normal Doritos in a bag the size of a normal Doritos bag
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Granted, they all appear next to me and I eat them while I try to figure how to make the knife dishwasher safe.
I wish for a dishwasher safe knife
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. It's too big to fit in the dishwasher you already have.
I wish for a whole bag of Illuminati Doritos that are the size of normal Doritos in a bag the size of a normal Doritos bag to appear next to me and for nothing to happen to them until after I finish eating them.
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Granted, after you finish eating them you forget you ever ate them and are still hungry for doritos.
I wish some steak sauce since I can finally eat this cow.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. The steak's way overdone and is very crispy.
I wish for some regular Doritos with the same perameters as before regarding eating them.
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Granted. Unbeknownst to you Dorito's new flavor "normal" contains peanuts which you are allergic too.
I wish for medium rare steak.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
You only have 1 wish so you die
i wish to teleport to to my true home the abyss
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