Granted. Unfortunately, I cannot force them to do anything, so you'll just have to hope they listen to my request on your behalf.
I wish for the box to be clean and big enough for me to fit in it and not broken in any way and made of cardboard and not capable of moving and empty of everything but me and the air I breathe and with no loopholes for anyone to twist this wish.
Again, you can't force them to do anything. They might get mad if you keep trying to...
I wish that Quesocat realized that my last wish was specified to occur on the box that I already had right next to me, not for the creation of a new box, and for the effects that would have occurred if that was the case to take place.
Granted and Granted. Unfortunately, you receive ill effects from eating the poison on said chips and queso, not from eating the chips and queso itself.
I wish for the chance to read more of H. P. Lovecraft's stories and things.
Granted. You are now the God of Cats and Cheese. This is one domain, not two separate ones, and since nobody worships that domain you are reduced to a vestige.
I wish for a loyal, beautiful and strong high elf girlfriend who will never leave me, protect me from danger, and have a lifelong relationship with me.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, she is unfortunately very very old and lives out the rest of her life (a few years) as a super ninja grandma always baking you pies and kicking the ... of anyone who threatens you.
I wish for 100 clerics of the cats and cheese domain.
Wish Granted! The motorcycle was made for someone with smoke for legs, though, so you can't drive it.
The Genie hops on the motorcycle with me, and travels to Venice for two weeks to take some time off.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Sounds good. Allow me to assist.
I cast Wish to make it so that nobody bothers the genie during his vacation. He deserves some time off after granting 307.08 pages' worth of wishes.
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Pug has become the new Wishgranter while the Genie is on vacation!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Oh! Fun! ...So, wait, I'm granting my own wishes now? Neat.
I wish to grant this wish.
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You create a paradox
i wish for the paradox to grant wishes too
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted, but before you wished for it. Another paradox.
I wish for pug to give me two wishes.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. You have to use them in separate posts, though.
I wish for a box for me to sit in while I grant wishes. The floor here's too dirty.
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Granted, it once held potted plats and I just as dirty as the floor.
I wish for the dice gods to bless my group so we can defeat Strahd on Sunday.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. Unfortunately, I cannot force them to do anything, so you'll just have to hope they listen to my request on your behalf.
I wish for the box to be clean and big enough for me to fit in it and not broken in any way and made of cardboard and not capable of moving and empty of everything but me and the air I breathe and with no loopholes for anyone to twist this wish.
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Granted, but you neglected to mention where it should appear. There is now a cardboard sized box floating in the ocean
I wish for the dice gods to listen to pug.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Again, you can't force them to do anything. They might get mad if you keep trying to...
I wish that Quesocat realized that my last wish was specified to occur on the box that I already had right next to me, not for the creation of a new box, and for the effects that would have occurred if that was the case to take place.
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Granted, I apologize.
I wish for a box to appear next to you that satisfies the conditions you have already posted.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. The wish itself gets physically twisted, but the effects thereof aren't effected.
I wish for QuesoCat to get another wish because the last wish was used to make my wish occur properly.
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Granted.
I wish for a lifetime supply of chips and queso to eat.
I wish I don't receive any ill effects from eating said chips and queso
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted and Granted. Unfortunately, you receive ill effects from eating the poison on said chips and queso, not from eating the chips and queso itself.
I wish for the chance to read more of H. P. Lovecraft's stories and things.
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Granted, you lose your job and all your friends. Now you have nothing to do but read.
I wish for the antidote to the poison I just ingested.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Ok it gives you a even worse poison to replace it
i wish to be a gnome demon lord im already a gnome so its not far to go
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted, but you have to fight one of the existing demon lords in order to complete the transformation.
I wish to be God of cats and cheese
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. You are now the God of Cats and Cheese. This is one domain, not two separate ones, and since nobody worships that domain you are reduced to a vestige.
I wish for a loyal, beautiful and strong high elf girlfriend who will never leave me, protect me from danger, and have a lifelong relationship with me.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, she is unfortunately very very old and lives out the rest of her life (a few years) as a super ninja grandma always baking you pies and kicking the ... of anyone who threatens you.
I wish for 100 clerics of the cats and cheese domain.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.